Once upon a time an Overwatch trash fangirl thought of a plethora of Overwatch puns and pickup lines for all of the characters around 5AM because she couldn't sleep, and that is me XD I hope you all enjoy my puns, pickup lines and A BUNCH of funny...
(In the pic above) When you couldn't heal your teammates in time. 😂 Nah it's more like when your teammates go away from your healing and die and you kneel next to their corpse like "You freaking idiot this is your fault, you should've stayed close to me."
Omg guys there's an Overwatch sale that ends on the 28th and the origins edition is 40% off! So it's like $35 instead of like $60! The original game (without the special skins) cost about $40, so if you haven't bought Overwatch yet this week is the BEST chance to buy it! Yes I do play Overwatch, but I play it on my brother's laptop (every weekend he takes his laptop to his dad's place then brings it back on the weekdays, but since it's Thanksgiving break he won't come back til Wednesday night so I can't just play Overwatch whenever I want) so my mom told me that on Black Friday she's going to buy me a really nice laptop that's about $600 (she said in the future I have to pay her back thou, and I agreed cuz imma become a nurse and help people plus get a lot of money, imma be a support in real life not just in games XD) and I told her about the Overwatch sale too and she said she could also buy me that (I'm giving her my money cuz I have enough to get the game, not the laptop yet thou) so I made my own Battle.net account and I'll finally be able to play Overwatch on my own account on my own laptop! I also needed a laptop to do my homework/assignments for school anyway (there are some websites that won't work on my tablet so I always had to borrow someone's laptop/computer)
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⬆Here I took a screenshot for ya~⬆
Also my battletag name is PirateQueen#11283 if u wanna add me as a friend/play together~ (I play on PC) I don't have my own laptop yet, and the laptop that my mom was supposed to buy me was sold out 😢😥😰 But she's going cyber shopping tomorrow to get me a laptop! Though I am a bit upset that I didn't get my laptop yet, I'm perfectly fine with that (cuz I still have my tablet that works 😃 and I just need to be patient)
Reminder: This sale has ended.
*Edit 12-9-16* Even thou my mom told me she would get me a laptop (Black Friday, and then on CyberMonday) she changed her mind to the next time there's a sale at her work, and idk if I'll actually ever get my own new laptop now :/ If you still want to play with me on Overwatch thou you still can! It'll just be on my brother's laptop & his battletag is virtuoso#11686 😁👍👌 he barely plays Overwatch (cuz he's always playing LoL) so if u see virtuoso online then that's me!
