A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward. When it's over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First. "What's going on?" he asks a cemetery worker.
"It's Beethoven," says the worker. "He's decomposing."
A/N Sorry for not updating in so long, I've been busy with school work, but I'm back and I'll be updating more often :)
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