1.try trousers on backwards. Then ask the shop workers if they make your butt look big
2.go on the kiddie rides ( works best if you are 16 or higher)
3. Teach pet store parrots bad vocabulary
4. Stomp on ketchup packets on the floor
5. Ask people for stories about World War I
6. Pose as a mannequin in shop windows
7. Test mattresses in your pyjamas
8. Sprint up a down escalator
9. Sprint down an up escalator
10. Walk up to an employee with a saw and ask how well it cuts through bone
11. Hula dance in front of an air conditioner
12. Go in a changing room and after 5 minutes yell " hey, there's no toilet paper in here"
13. Toast fake sausages in front on the fake fire display
14. Stand by a mirror and bob up and down
15. At Christmas ask Santa to sit on your lap
16. Walk around like a zombie
17. Fall in the fountain
18. Go to the tv section and watch tv all day
19. Dress up and take pictures with random people
20. Play tag around a shop
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My little joke book
HumorI give credit to the people that make these up If any one gets offended by any jokes I'm very sorry Please read, vote, comment and follow. Also please don't give hate, it hurts!! No one asked you to read this book...
