BANGTANARIOS 5

[SOPA] - BOOMBAYAH BTS

Shits got real and its the hyungs turn to bully their Maknae.

Yes. If you read the previous chap (I NEED A MAN) then this is the complete version.

••••

[Jungkook]

Maknae in the area..
Maknae in the area..

Been a bad boy, I know I am
And I'm so hot, get me a fan
No longer a boy, I'm now a man

[V] tot to rot

[Suga]
Click clack barabim baraboom
You dont even know how to clean your room

[Jhope]
And you also.. still pee in bed
Like what the fu-fuck
You little dipping shit

[Suga]
PARA PA PA RARARA PA PA PA
Baby talking in your bed
Saying "DADADADA"

[Jungkook]
HANDS UP!
I dont wanna fight somebody
Especially if you're old and a noisy fucking donkey

[Jin]
YOU have to stop and control the F youre saying
YOU have to learn to respect coz you're our dongsaeng

[Jimin]
OH YESSS
2 years older and more ahead of you

[Jungkook]
NA TANANANA TA TNANANANA
Still I'm taller than youuuuuu

[V]
OHHHH I...
I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING TOOO..
OHHHH I...
I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM FIRST...

[Jimin]
KOOKIE..
I LOVE YOU
BUT YOU ARE
GETTING OH OH ON MY NEEEEEERVES

[All]
KOOKIEYAHHH

/instruments/

YAH YAH KOOKIE YAH
YAH YAH YAH MAKNAE YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
KOO KOO KIE KOO KOO KIE

[Jungkook]
OH WHAT???

[All]
YAH EEHYAH YAH YAH EEYAH KOOKIE YAH

/Turkey gobbled/

[All]
Jin jin yah.. was that the turkey you're cooking?

[All]
EOMMA!!!

[Jin]
YEAH YEAH WHO THE F LET IT OUT!?

/Turkey gobbled/

[All]
YAH EHH YAHH YAH YAH YAHH YAH

WHO WHO ELSE
WOULD IT BE?

[Jungkook] *Evil smirking*
MAKNAE IN YOUR AREAAAA

[Rapmon]
OH..
You literally slowly having no jams
Dont be close to that little man

[Suga]
MIDDLE FINGER UP
COME AND FIGHT ME

[Rapmon]
No I mean the one with no jams

[V]
BARA DUH BARA
CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM

[JHope]
OH MY GA-- MY HEART!
DONT SPROUT LIKE A MUSHROOM

[V]
HYUNG DONT YOU KNOW WHEN IM TAKING MY SHIT IN THE BATHROOM IM LIKE
PRRRRRRRRRT...

[Rapmon]
....TACO

[Jin]
Jeon Jungkookie what you've done the turkey's gone
Hit by a car when I'm chasing it off

[Jungkook]
OH YASSS
I DONT LIKE THAT TURKEY ANYWAY

[Jhope]
So touch touch touch touch touch

[JhopeJimin]
Touch my body

[V]
EOOOMMMMAAAAA
DAD RUN OVER ON SOMETHING Ma?

/glaring at namjoon, namjoon became pale/

EOMMMMAAAAAAAA
DID DADDY KILL YOUR TURKEY mA???

[Jimin]
It's him.
It's his fault.
Evil one.
Smirking now....
Now the turkey's goooone.

[All]
KOOKIE YAHH

/instruments/

YAH YAH KOOKIE YAH
YAH YAH YAH MAKNAE YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

KOO KOO KIE KOO KOO KIE

[Jungkook]
YOUR OPPA

[All]
YAH EEHYAH NO NO NO NO KOOKIE YAH

/Turkey gobbled/

[All]
Jin jin yah.. was that A turkey that we heard?

[All]
EOMMA!!!

[Jin]
NO SHIT NO IT WAS YOONGI CHOKING KOOKIE!

/KOOKIE GOBBLING CHOKED/

[All]
YAH EHH YAHH YAH YAH YAHH YAH

GET YOONGI OFF HIM NOW

Bridge:
[Jhope]
JUNGKOOKIE IS GETTING SAVAGE EVERYDAY

[Suga]
I'LL STOLE YOUR BOXERS WHEN YOULL BE AWAY

[V]
NOT TELL THAT YOU HAVE ADULT PHOTOS OF I.U.

[Jungkook]
HYUNG NO!

[All]
Ooooohhh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Jungkook]
HyunG NO!

[All]
Ooooohhh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Jimin]
SO THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOUR BED SHAKES EVERYNIGHT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Namjoon]
DAD IS SO PROUD. DONT FORGET TO CLOSE THE LIGHT. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[V]
KOOKIE's PASSWORD IS "Peaches&Cream69"
/namjoon raising his thumbs up/

[Jungkook]
HYUNG NO

[Jin] *soulless tone*
Gimme your phone

[Jungkook]
MOM NO

[All]
Ooooohhh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)