Lovedirection03: i have a question miss poi why so some people not like felipe? I honstly find him a bitcute&funny * coughs* anyways fighting saranghaee 😄 (idk don't kill me miss poi)
A/n: OH HEY~~~~ To answer your question I really don't---
Felipe: MUI BIEN~ DID FELIPE HEARD THAT FELIPE WAS CUTE AND FUNNY~???
A/n: Nothing Honey. You're just hearing things---
Felipe: NOOOO I SWEAR I HEAR SOME---*starstrucked*---aayayayayayyyy~ Mama, who is that beautiful--
A/n: NOT NOW FELIPE~ That's my reader Lovedire--
Felipe: OH hi Lovedirection03 *winks* My name might be felipe but I can give direction to your life with my love~
A/n: what the fuck---who TAUGHT YOU THAT!!!
Felipe: *drags Lovedirection03 with him* Mama, Felipe is grown up now, I'll be back before 12. gonna treat dinner with somebody tonight. Bye mama. muwah~ don't worry I'll take care---
A/n: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!!!!!
Suho: *slowly lands his hand on my shoulder* Hush child... I've been there.. and first time would never be easy.
A/n: BUT..
Suho: Hush child. You'll get use---
Kai: *opens the door* Me and Krys--
Suho: IT'S PASSED YOUR CURFEW
Kai: BUT HYUNG--
Suho: CURFEWWWW~!!!!!!!!!!!! *clears throat* Where are we---ah yes. You'll get use to it Senpoitato. Parenthood is a really big responsibility to take..
A/n: . . . oooooooookkkkaaaayyyy . uhh, do you want me to get a glass of water coz I think you're hyperventilating...
Suho: Y---yes please. And bring me some chocolates too.. I've been stressed out *rubbing his forehead*
1.) Why is D.O. hanging out with Chanyeol lately? Especially that moment in the airport and in the exordium in bangkok.
D.O.: It's just a camera angle that made it look like we're hanging out--
Chanyeol: NOOOOO WE REALLY ACTUALLY HANGED OUT! REMEMBER WHEN YOU SHOW ME THOSE CUTE STUFF TOYS AND SAID HOW IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE YOU AND--
D.O.: talkmoreaboutwhathappenedorthiswillbethelasttimeyoulltalkclearlyaftericutyourtongue /breathes deeply/ NO. It's really just a camera angle..
Chanyeol: *flustered* TRUE, it was really just a mistake... REALLY A MISTAKE.
2.) Did Baekhyunnie watch his drama already? He was so cute and adorable and pretty like IU!!!
Baekhyun: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH no.
Baekhyun: NO because I feel UGLY without eyeliners and messy hair
Baekhyun: NO because they made me look like a person from ancient histo--
Exo: ITS REALLY BECAUSE YOURE LIKE IN AN HISTORY
Baekhyun: MY QUESTION MY ANSWER BITCHES
Baekhyun: NO because I'm not the main character---oh my --- I SHOULD BE THE LEADING MAN FORGOODNESS--anyway but humbleness is next to famousness right??? RIGHT???
Tao: I think there's no such thing about the FAMOUSNESS Hyu--
Baekhyun: oh, a talking panda
Tao: . . .
Baekhyun: AND FINALLY NO. because I'm more beautiful than IU. I feel sorry for her. *flips hair*
IU: *breaks into the room with her index finger pointing into him* HEY!!! I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!
Baekhyun: THIS. is EXO-NARIOS----BOOK. I'M IN. YOU OUT. I'M THE POWER HERE. YOU. Sshoo... go back to the book where you are casted.
IU: DO YOU WANT TO MAKE OUR FIGHTING SCENE IN THE DRAMA BECAME REAL!?
Baekhyun: don't dare me missy..
IU: I DARE YOU!!! COME HERE!
Baekhyun: OHOHOHOHO! *rolling his sleeves up*
Jungkook: - - - don't mind me. *slowly creeping inside exonarios* Just came here to look at IU-noona.. IU Noona. don't bruise yourself. I love you.
BTS: *peeking at the hole that IU broke*
Namjoon: HEYYY DID YOU SEE A 20 year old kid that just came here? We're here to fetch him
Jungkook: SHHHHH DONT TE---
Sehun: *double pointing* WOOOP WOOOP~ HERE. That child is here.
Jungkook: WHAT THE FFFFF---I'm going to kill you.
Sehun: *sassily imitates Kookie* hahaha leave. wrong book boiiii
Jungkook: *does a I'M-WATCHING-YOU hand gesture as he walk his way back to BTS*
Sehun: Pft

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EXONARIOS 4
RandomAyyYyyYyYyYyYYooo~ How about another shot of derp and weird scenarios with Exo? LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO TO THE MILKYWAY GALAXY! *kris pose*