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Lovedirection03: i have a question miss poi why so some people not like felipe? I honstly find him a bitcute&funny * coughs* anyways fighting saranghaee 😄 (idk don't kill me miss poi)

A/n: OH HEY~~~~ To answer your question I really don't---

Felipe: MUI BIEN~ DID FELIPE HEARD THAT FELIPE WAS CUTE AND FUNNY~???

A/n: Nothing Honey. You're just hearing things---

Felipe: NOOOO I SWEAR I HEAR SOME---*starstrucked*---aayayayayayyyy~ Mama, who is that beautiful--

A/n: NOT NOW FELIPE~ That's my reader Lovedire--

Felipe: OH hi Lovedirection03 *winks* My name might be felipe but I can give direction to your life with my love~

A/n: what the fuck---who TAUGHT YOU THAT!!!

Felipe: *drags Lovedirection03 with him* Mama, Felipe is grown up now, I'll be back before 12. gonna treat dinner with somebody tonight. Bye mama. muwah~ don't worry I'll take care--- 

A/n: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!!!!!

Suho: *slowly lands his hand on my shoulder* Hush child... I've been there.. and first time would never be easy.

A/n: BUT..

Suho: Hush child. You'll get use---

Kai: *opens the door* Me and Krys--

Suho: IT'S PASSED YOUR CURFEW

Kai: BUT HYUNG--

Suho: CURFEWWWW~!!!!!!!!!!!! *clears throat* Where are we---ah yes. You'll get use to it Senpoitato. Parenthood is a really big responsibility to take..

A/n: . . . oooooooookkkkaaaayyyy . uhh, do you want me to get a glass of water coz I think you're hyperventilating...

Suho: Y---yes please. And bring me some chocolates too.. I've been stressed out *rubbing his forehead*


HoshinaNaiya:

1.) Why is D.O. hanging out with Chanyeol lately? Especially that moment in the airport and in the exordium in bangkok.

D.O.: It's just a camera angle that made it look like we're hanging out--

Chanyeol: NOOOOO WE REALLY ACTUALLY HANGED OUT! REMEMBER WHEN YOU SHOW ME THOSE CUTE STUFF TOYS AND SAID HOW IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE YOU AND--

D.O.: talkmoreaboutwhathappenedorthiswillbethelasttimeyoulltalkclearlyaftericutyourtongue /breathes deeply/ NO. It's really just a camera angle..

Chanyeol: *flustered* TRUE, it was really just a mistake... REALLY A MISTAKE.


2.) Did Baekhyunnie watch his drama already? He was so cute and adorable and pretty like IU!!!

Baekhyun: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH no.

Baekhyun: NO because I feel UGLY without eyeliners and messy hair

Baekhyun: NO because they made me look like a person from ancient histo--

Exo: ITS REALLY BECAUSE YOURE LIKE IN AN HISTORY

Baekhyun: MY QUESTION MY ANSWER BITCHES

Baekhyun: NO because I'm not the main character---oh my --- I SHOULD BE THE LEADING MAN FORGOODNESS--anyway but humbleness is next to famousness right??? RIGHT???

Tao: I think there's no such thing about the FAMOUSNESS Hyu--

Baekhyun: oh, a talking panda

Tao: . . .

Baekhyun: AND FINALLY NO. because I'm more beautiful than IU. I feel sorry for her. *flips hair*

IU: *breaks into the room with her index finger pointing into him* HEY!!! I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!

Baekhyun: THIS. is EXO-NARIOS----BOOK. I'M IN. YOU OUT. I'M THE POWER HERE. YOU. Sshoo... go back to the book where you are casted.

IU: DO YOU WANT TO MAKE OUR FIGHTING SCENE IN THE DRAMA BECAME REAL!?

Baekhyun: don't dare me missy..

IU: I DARE YOU!!! COME HERE!

Baekhyun: OHOHOHOHO! *rolling his sleeves up*

Jungkook: - - - don't mind me. *slowly creeping inside exonarios* Just came here to look at IU-noona.. IU Noona. don't bruise yourself. I love you.

BTS: *peeking at the hole that IU broke* 

Namjoon: HEYYY DID YOU SEE A 20 year old kid that just came here? We're here to fetch him

Jungkook: SHHHHH DONT TE---

Sehun: *double pointing* WOOOP WOOOP~ HERE. That child is here.

Jungkook: WHAT THE FFFFF---I'm going to kill you.

Sehun: *sassily imitates Kookie* hahaha leave. wrong book boiiii

Jungkook: *does a I'M-WATCHING-YOU hand gesture as he walk his way back to BTS*

Sehun: Pft

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