EXONARIOS 4

Exo when being Kidnapped

Kris: "Do you f*cking know who I am?!"

Suho: "LOL. Seriously--is that really all you wanna bribe? I could give you hundred times the amount just let me go. I have boys to take care of.."

Kyungsoo: he kidnapped the kidnappers and make them his torture hostage at his basement

Chen: "I think you got the wrong person. I SwE A R R R I'm NoT ThaT HanDsOME K I M J O N G D A E~"

Tao: *trying to escaped while screaming for his life*

Xiumin: "Is there going to have free snacks? Is it clean? I want baozis when we get there, thanks."

Baekhyun: *still so relax af that he casually talks and make jokes with the kidnappers*

Luhan: *stuttering with so many things going inside his head on what might happened to him*

Sehun: *puts on earphones, chill* "Are we there yet?"

Chanyeol: "LOL, your van is too small for me to get in."

Lay: "Is....is this a hidden camera prank? hehehe---it looks real tho. Wait are those real knives--"

Kai: it's been 6 hours and kidnappers still didn't see Kai whose staring at them standing beside their van