Exo vs Cockroach

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Tao: *screaming in a girl's voice* COOOOOOOCKKKKKKKRROOOOOOACCCCHHHHH!!! SOMEBODY KILL IT!!! *screech*

Kai: *quickly covered Sese's eyes* NO! DON'T LOOK MAKNAE. The hyungs will take care of it---right Hyungs???

Sehun: *pulls down Kai's hands* Do I look like freaking scared to you?

Chen: *whispering to the cocroach* C'mon now little one, you have your wings, use it. Fly then everybody will freak out huehuehuehuehuehue Fly now.. Fly... C'mon~

Kris: Kill it----oh god. Please kill it. *implying from the farthest part of the room*

Suho: C'mon guys, please calm down.. It will go soon---we just have to scare it away..

Chanyeol: BOO!!! COCKROACH! I'M A GHOST! BE AFRAID... BOOOOOOOHHH I'M A GHOST~ BE SCARED~

Baekhyun: . . . . Chanyeol, cockroach aren't afraid of GHOSTS DUMBASS!!-------Be a zombie instead!! I swear Zombies scares the best!

Kyungsoo: *getting a hold of himself from smacking these two*

Xiumin: Goodness gracious... Just leave that cockroach alone guys----anyways, is the dinner ready?

Luhan: *freaking out* KILL IT! GOD! IT'S SO GROSS! IT'S SO--

Lay: *who just sprouted out of nowhere and accidentally stepped on the cockroach dead*
Hey guys, what are you babbling about?

Exo: . . . . . . *slowly raise their heads at Lay*

Lay: . . . .hehe--why are you looking at me like that?

Luhan, Baekhyun, & Tao: /faints/ /floor thuds/

Kris, Sehun, Kai: /disgusted faces/

Suho & Xiumin: *poker face*

Chanyeol: *gasps in shock*

Chen & D.O.: *smirking while giving a thumbs up to Lay* 

Lay: . . . what

Chanyeol: Hyung, you just killed---

Chen: Oh the irony.

Lay: what

Kyungsoo: *pats Lay* You just saved lives. *pats him again* I'm going to get a broom.

Lay: what----what's happening

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