Tao: *screaming in a girl's voice* COOOOOOOCKKKKKKKRROOOOOOACCCCHHHHH!!! SOMEBODY KILL IT!!! *screech*
Kai: *quickly covered Sese's eyes* NO! DON'T LOOK MAKNAE. The hyungs will take care of it---right Hyungs???
Sehun: *pulls down Kai's hands* Do I look like freaking scared to you?
Chen: *whispering to the cocroach* C'mon now little one, you have your wings, use it. Fly then everybody will freak out huehuehuehuehuehue Fly now.. Fly... C'mon~
Kris: Kill it----oh god. Please kill it. *implying from the farthest part of the room*
Suho: C'mon guys, please calm down.. It will go soon---we just have to scare it away..
Chanyeol: BOO!!! COCKROACH! I'M A GHOST! BE AFRAID... BOOOOOOOHHH I'M A GHOST~ BE SCARED~
Baekhyun: . . . . Chanyeol, cockroach aren't afraid of GHOSTS DUMBASS!!-------Be a zombie instead!! I swear Zombies scares the best!
Kyungsoo: *getting a hold of himself from smacking these two*
Xiumin: Goodness gracious... Just leave that cockroach alone guys----anyways, is the dinner ready?
Luhan: *freaking out* KILL IT! GOD! IT'S SO GROSS! IT'S SO--
Lay: *who just sprouted out of nowhere and accidentally stepped on the cockroach dead*
Hey guys, what are you babbling about?Exo: . . . . . . *slowly raise their heads at Lay*
Lay: . . . .hehe--why are you looking at me like that?
Luhan, Baekhyun, & Tao: /faints/ /floor thuds/
Kris, Sehun, Kai: /disgusted faces/
Suho & Xiumin: *poker face*
Chanyeol: *gasps in shock*
Chen & D.O.: *smirking while giving a thumbs up to Lay*
Lay: . . . what
Chanyeol: Hyung, you just killed---
Chen: Oh the irony.
Lay: what
Kyungsoo: *pats Lay* You just saved lives. *pats him again* I'm going to get a broom.
Lay: what----what's happening

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EXONARIOS 4
RandomAyyYyyYyYyYyYYooo~ How about another shot of derp and weird scenarios with Exo? LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO TO THE MILKYWAY GALAXY! *kris pose*