❝Did we just share electrons? 'Cause I'm really feeling the covalent bond between us.❞
― In which a perfect example of falling in love with words is present. No need of seeing each other's faces because selfies are overrated, instead Tucker finds he...
smooth as butter: oh my god, you had me thinking you were gonna die or something
goddess: i am
smooth as butter: why?
goddess: bc jenner is making me do a photoshoot for her and this dress looks so good on me i'm afraid the sun will get jealous at how hot i am and burn me alive
smooth as butter: TUCKER THAT'S WEIRD DON'T SAY THAT
goddess: BUT MATTHEW IT'S SO TRUE
goddess: hold on i'm gonna try to selfie for you
smooth as butter: what's this photoshoot for?
goddess: not sure yet
goddess: i hope you aren't offended by boobs
goddess:
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smooth as butter: fuck
smooth as butter: tucker, you are so
smooth as butter: i can't even say it holy shit
smooth as butter: angelic and yet sinful at the same time
goddess: SINFUL WTF DOES THAT MEAN
smooth as butter: it means there is no way you are an angel. you look like one but ever hear the term "looks are deceiving"?
goddess: so now everything must go along that?
smooth as butter: yes
goddess: speaking of angels
goddess: simon lewis, my baby
smooth as butter: technically he's not an angel
goddess: mundane, got it
smooth as butter: have you talked to the guy you like?
goddess: elaborate please. do you mean, have i told him that i like him or have i avoided him?
smooth as butter: both i guess
goddess: well.
goddess: i still talk to him but i haven't told him. everything's the same, just the way it should be.
smooth as butter: "just the way it should be" meaning?..
goddess: i'm not gonna get my feelings involved in our friendship. that's selfish
smooth as butter: baby girl :(
goddess: men are complicated anyway so nvm
smooth as butter: i'm not complicated
goddess: i'm actually the least complicated of us. you've got me all figured out
smooth as butter: seems like it yeah
smooth as butter: but i want you to know something
smooth as butter: if you ever need anything, anything at all, ask me.
goddess: that was very sugar daddy of you
smooth as butter: i've always liked that word
goddess: what? daddy?
smooth as butter: actually, sugar, but i like "daddy" too ;)
goddess: oh my goshkf
goddess: you're not my daddy stop
smooth as butter: i could be
/// mATTHEW STOP U FUCKBOY
had a dream i had sex w/ matthew in public. it was great, wow.