three ∇ not that deep

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baby:
HOLY SHIT

smooth as butter:
WHAT

baby:
WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THE SHADOWHUNTERS WAS BASED OFF THE BOOK

baby:
LIKE I'VE READ PART OF THE FIRST BOOK AND NEVER FINISHED IT BC PEOPLE WANTED TO BORROW IT

smooth as butter:
OH SORRY

baby:
i'm on episode one. jaCE WHK IS THAT

smooth as butter:
dom sherwood i think

baby:
OH WELL, WHOEVER HE IS, HE'S GOT NICE EYES

baby:
IZZY'S SO PRETTY I CRY

baby:
WTF ALEC IS SO PRETTY TOO

baby:
oh my god

baby:
is that- THAT'S SIMON, SIMON'S SO CUTE AW

smooth as butter:
alberto, yes, he is a very handsome man

baby:
so do you just know the actors' and actresses' names off the back of your hand

smooth as butter:
i- yeah...i guess so

baby:
woe her hair

baby:
chill honey fire cracker

smooth as butter:
"honey fire cracker"

baby:
leaVE ME ALONE IT'S HOW I REMEMBER CHARACTERS

smooth as butter:
OKAY IM SORRY

baby:
FUCK ME

baby:
MY PHONE'S AT 4%

smooth as butter:
WHY ARENT YOU CHARGING YOUR PHONE, YOU COULD SERIOUSLY NEED YOUR PHONE FOR AN EMERGENCY AND IT'D BE DEAD

baby:
EMERGENCY LIKE ALEC LIGHTWOOD? WELL YEAH I KNOW

smooth as butter:
it's not that deep

baby:
BUT IT IS, HE'S SO PRETTY HE COULD MAKE BEYONCÉ CRY

smooth as butter:
damn, is it really that deep

baby:
HELL YEAH

smooth as butter:
TUCK IT REALLY ISNT

baby:
cant talk, 1%, getting my charger brb

An hour later...

baby:
ya girl's back with 100% and had completely finished an episode of s.h

baby:
t'was lit

smooth as butter:
how's your alec obsession

baby:
raging

baby:
let's not call it an obsession yet though, it's been one episode.. i got my eye on simon too though

smooth as butter:
:O

baby:
damn this cast is blessed w/ great features, holy shit

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