bad to the bone (Undertale sans x reader)

A͈u҉̙̱͈̲͍ṯ̢̰̩̞h͏ó͖̟̘̪r̠̰s ̴͍̝n̝͈̯̳o͖̗t͍e͙̘͔̟͕̭

S͈̺̲͔̙̊h̃͛ͦ̉̇e̤̲͚̹͇̙̞͌̈́̆ w̯͎̠a̦n̪̬̞̒͋̆̓t̤̯̙̪̻̙͆́̈ͨs̻̰̤̙̗͈̘ ̼͈̫͍̓͌̊t̗̰̂o͓̖ͦ̓̚ ̈̉ť̠̦̜͈ͣẖ̥̈́̅́a̦̫̲̣͋nk̺̥̤̞͖̄͐̇̀̂ͯ͆ ͖̫̀̊̔̃͛̔ͨy̭͈̝̟o̫̜͍̮̙ͣͩ̐͂̓̌ȗ͙̮͈̗̞̼ ̥̖̫̪͙̉f̺̫̜͚͐o͍r̫ͮ̊ͬ ̩̫̘̝̫͉r̮̩̼̠͂̔ͫe̞̺a̙͍͑ͮͨ͆̓d̬͔̎ͦͦ͛̀̍ͭi̲͈ͣ̓͆̆̄ͅͅn̪͎͐̂̓ǵ̤̭͈͋̉͑̌̅ͅ ͉̒͂ͨ̾ͪ͛ͣͅs̼͓͎̝̲͇͂͋ͯ̎̅ͫö́̀̇ͫ͗̄͗ ̯̦̬̩̙̊͗̃́ͫ̐̚f̂̚a̠̗̣ͣ͋̽r̭̓̆̋͗̂̚,̱̜̖̉͛ ̣̥ͤͨ͒̚ͅa͎̹͇̾̊̆n̥͎̺̹̗̯͚̆͒̀͒̈ͣd̠͆ ͖̖̞̽̑̔ͨt̼́̇͑͋ͅh̻̩̲͍̘̲́͗͑̓̔á̟͈͓̈ť̩̭͎̼͛ ̖̜̱̥̈š͍͍̗̭͚̼͕ͮͪh̰̜͇̼̳̘̹ͬ͐̔͐ͨe̹̞'̈ͧ̔̆ͬ͒̋s̫ͯ̚ ̗̇͗̏̃̾ͦ͋d͉͈ͪ̂e̹̎b͙̰ͨ̉ã̞̮̈́̚t͖͔̓̀͋̇ͩiͩ̽́n̹̥͚̯̫̹̙ĝ̹̗̜̝͖̗̳ͯͬͦͦ̽ͣ ̗̥̮̔̃́͌̏̋a͖͕̫̪ͫ͆̂̅̑̈́̆ͅb͕̖̎ͯ̑̆̎ͩͭo̟̱ͩ̿̊u͍̜̤̭͉͉ͮt̬̲̜̬̻̍̈́̆ ̳̪̤̊̓ͩ̓͑ͪ̚t͕̲̹͒̓̃̍̚h͐̇͌́̃ͭe̬̘ͮ ̣̺̯̣̄ͩͦṉ̟͈̱͉͈͈ͥͦ̈́̏̅̀̊e͓̗̮͓ͬ̎͌ͦ͊̚ͅx͈̜͇̙ͅͅt̟̞̽̓̾ ͋̇̒ͣ̄ͯc̟͎̥̏̏̃ͮh̐͋̎ͫ͆͆͂a̭͍p͍̮͔̫̠̹̥ͬ̄̆t̖̻̠̲̼͇̱̉̊̀̏ͩ͌̐e̠̥̾̔̌̑̀ͮr̞̱̪̠̺̘ͯ͋ͨͣ,̻̍̍̆̂̆̍̚ ̥̞̳͔ͪ́͌w̫̥̼̖̘̑h̪̣ͯ̐̉̈́e̘͉̥̙̺̙̤ͩͭ̊̃ͮt͓̥̼̩̬̄̈ͬḣ̝͇͉͍̣̽͑ͧe̥̤̽͌̔̉ͥ̈͒r̯ͯ̉͛ͩ͛̎ ͪ͐to'd͈ͤ̉͐̌͆̇̃o ͊̉̾̉̔m͕̞͖͈̂̒͑͂̿ͨ͆ͅe̞̟̼̤̅̓̀ͪͅ ̮̞̩͈̳̞̾̈̀ͮ̋̓̄o̤͆ͬ̈́r̝̩̘̩ ̤͑ͤͮ͒d͕͚̳͇̦̞̆ͭ͗ͅe͔̲̟ͧ̂ͩa̱̜̐ͪȑ͕͍ͩ͂ ̗̗͌ͤ̉̽͛̍W̙̣̦̞̮̏.͚̤ͫD͍̣̱͊̏ ̣͍͙̦͚̣̈G̫̬̦̱ͩ͐̄̒̇ͅͅa̜̣̯ͥ̅͆͌ͮͤ͑s̟͛̈ͮṱ͕̀̔̈́̀̇̃e̤̤̟̗͉r̹̘͖̈́̆ͪ͗ͅͅ.͚̮̩͍̮͋ ̃ͦ̄̅̓̂̚
̈ͥͦ̐
͍͙͈͙͕̼̖̍̌͊ͥ

I̹̫̞̲̬̫̫͑̽̍ ̘̂͒ͥt̬̠̯͉̭h̭̩̣͓̠̥͐i͉̙̩̞̳̱̘n͛̌́̅̽ͬk̜̙͖̂̽ ͕̘͔̾̆̅̉̾ͅẘ͎̹̺̩̱͖̐ě̋͒̃ͩ a̬̥͉̲̓̎͂̋̋̚l̘͇̪ͧ͐͛̿lͫͣ͒̉ͤ͗ ̾k̩̠̓ͥͥ̐̂nͭ̓̆o̲͎̜̙̭͐̂̀́̃̃ͅw̤͇̻̜ͦͭ̋ͪͬͤ ͓̽w̗̘ͣͤ̈́h̞̺̻͖̘̙͒͐͑͌̓̈̆a̻̟̻̜̱͂͛͂̃ͤ̈́͌t̖̻̍̇̅͑ͧ̊ ̬̥ͭͫ̿̃w͍̦͎͆͋ͣ͌ͮ̇e̅̂̾͂ ̮̰ͬw͚̘͈̭̣̞̦͐̅͗ͦ̈́a̩̲͍͂̄ͦ̐̚n̘̹͓̤̝͈ͩͦͮt̒̇̅ͯͨ

👋❄ 💧👇⚐✝☹👎 👌👈 💣👈

👋'💣 👍✝❄👈☼

Ỷ͓̤͖̩̘̫e̳̝͖͔̼͚̩ͣ̅ͭ͑̿̌a̘͈̗̜̪̓ͮ̿͌̽h͔͙͚̎͗̄ͬ̊ͯ̂ ̙s̜ͮ̀̄̐̓̈́h̝͔̣͐̽ͪͧ̈́ṵ͉̮͊ͤ͂t͈͙̖̤̥ͫ ̣̪̌̐̋͗̾͗i̖̩̋͛̍ͮ͆ͩt͕͓̍͗͑ͧ̄̓̚ ̣̻̖̻̈͊̎ͧ̈̑b̭͔̯̂ͨ̒͌͊̓ṙ̯̤ḁ͕͓̗͚̞̪̓i̱̥̝ͭ̇͋ͮͣ̚ͅn̟̥͇̄̿̿̀̾́̃i͉̙̐̐̎ͮ̈́̅ă͚ͩ͐̏̚c̘̙͎̾ͮ͐̈̉̃́

👌✝❄❄👉✌👍👈

G̜͇̗͋̉̈̈̀r̉ͪͤͅo̭̼̜̰̓ͤ͋ͅw̜̐̾ͨ͆ͬͅ ̫̗͋ͯuͭp̭̥̼̿̏͐ͫ̑

👋'💣 ⚐☹👎👈☼ ❄👇✌💀 ✡⚐✝ 👍⚐✝☹👎 👋💣✌👆👋💀👈, 👆☹👋❄👍👇

A̯̻̣͈͊͛͌̈́̉ͯ̚ṉ͇̫ͣ̕ý͍̹̮̗̤͉w̮̳͒ͫ͊̃ͬa̭ȳ͙̩͔͈̦͙̱͑͛s̪̰̼ͩ̒ͩ̏̀͋̆͜,̩̞͉̩͕̈̉ͭ́̈ͭ̎̀ ̩̘̱͗ẏ̜͚̱̈́̆ͅo͍͆̆ͭ͌̈́ͫ͑u̦̺̤̗͇͗̈̑ͮ̊ ̺̬̣̏́̐̈́c̨̫̝̹͙̥̪̟̉a̜̹̲͇̯͖ͨ̋̇̅ņ̳̹̫͙̟ͤ̾̄ͥ̌ͫ͂ ̧̤̖̪̀c̡̭̬͖̘̯̭ͧͤ̈h̖̬͛͗ͦ̚̚͢o͎̖̲̞̮̠̓ͮ̍͌ȍ̥̠͎͙̫̣͒͆͒s̼͇͙̰ͫ̓̉̉̒ͩ̊ȩ̗̞͇̖ͨ̿̊̔ͣ̿ͅ ͓͇̖̠ẅ̲̝͇͕̩̤͔́͊ͪ̍ͥ͗h̜̝͙̯͍̒ͭi̮ͬ̍̑͑ͮ̀̐͞ch̵͉͈̮̯̟̣͎ ̎҉̥o̩̗̬͎ͩ̽̇̍͋n͈ȇ͍̖̟͑ ̤y̯̰͚̖ͮͬͫ̈͗ò̭̔̅ͤ̀͛͑͠ȕ̮̯̲͗͒ ͊̂ͮ̃̾҉̝̮w̪̐a͈͉̟̪͓̞͐͑̎͜n͓̲͉̹̯͕ͧͫ̚ͅt̴͇̏̄̀͛ ̠͔͙͓̜̱̗͌̊m̸̺͎͖̳̓ọ͈̮̩̌̓͒̑ͪ͜r̭e͎̳͔̖͇̝̘ͨ̀ ̡͕̻͙̗̺͖̍̊̐ͦ̓ͩ̃i̜̟̗͙̙̿̎̅̽n̶̍ ̭͙̪͛͌͟t̼̺̓ͬͪ̒͆h̖͕͉̋́ͮe̸̟ͮ͛ͧ̈̏ ̭͂̌̓͋̐͂ͩc̨̟̔̅̅̚om̧̔̍ͤm̺̹̳̩̙̰̻͂̏̌ȇ͖̝̱͚ͥ͂̉͞n͌t̜̳̺̎̈́̍͊͐ͧ̚s̜̳̟͉,̴̗̰̤̙̓ͨ̈ͭ̏ ͖̹̫̞̣̰̻ͣ̽
̩͖̞̠͇̂ͫ̔ͭ͘
͒̔͊ͫ͂̿̎
͔͙̱ͯͥ
̵͖͕̮̭ͅM̲ͥ̑̒͛ͧ͢ḙ̛̼̫͛͑ͧ͂ͫ̚
̵̦̖ͣ
̶̲̟͎̩̱̜͈̓ͬ̆̈̿
̫͒̇ͪͥ͘
̢̦̻̺͕̲̩̙o̧͐̂̑̆͊r̽ͥͯͫ̋͏̪̺̺ ̰̼̞͆ͣ͌̎̇Ḡ̩̳͓̋̋̅̚a̻̬̙͚̥̩s͖͙̮͚̮̓̌̒̉̄͑t̨̺̠͙̱͔͔ͨḛ̛̰͆̍̾̋̿̌r
̧͉͇̥͎̈́ͅ
͍̗̰̰̖̈ͥ͢
̣̘̝̥͖̮̒̿̑̀
͓͔͇͖͊͒͊ͥ̍̃̌͠ͅB̥̲͓̯̋ͯ̌̓̚u̫͖̠̬͐̌ͨ͒͆̄t̰ ̻̩͈̠̜̳̂ͣ͋͘c̴̠̞͔̭͚̱̪̈́h͖̹͕ͩͥ͒͗ͧoͨͦ͒̿͑̕ȍ̍̆̚s͙̺̗̫ͫ̄̊͐ͦ͑ͭͅe̠̝͍̹͐ ̵͍̹̘̝̻̹̺͛̆̅͋̾̄̍m͙͚̓͋̊̎ͩ̂͜e͕̪̱̘͖̖̦ͨ̋̈́ ̙̭͔́ͅc̯ͬa̠̺͚͓̙ͭͫ͠u̜̮̪̤͗ͬ̀ͫ͊̒ͤs͇̫͈̩̲͍͙̈̓̏e͌̿͗̒̿͏ ̷̣̹̰̻͎͓͉i͈̙̘̬̲͈͟'̛ͧ̽̐͊m̪̱͔̻̠̥ͣ ̼̠̠ͮͫ̈́ͪ͠ç͖̄͋̋͋̃̾̆o̘̦ͨ́ͧͫ̌͐ọ͎̫̭̼̳̻̏̂l̜͚̟̩̥ͧ̅e͓̘̳͔̊̅̄̀r

💀⚐❄ ✌ 👍👇✌💀👍👈

Y͙̫̹̱̜ͪ͑ͣ̃̽ͅo̱͖̙̪͆ͬ͑̅͗ͧ̚u̥̮̝̗͒͑̉̀͗̒ ̳̞̀͑́ͨ͋̑͟c̫̖̗̖ͪ̃͂a̖̘̝̰ͣͧ̍̄̃̇͐n ̵͌ͮṯ͙͕͊̂͘rͣͯ͂͋a̧͖͉͓̰̘͊̊ͤn̶͉̬̘̤̙͔̥͂͋̓̋s̯̻̫͓͉͈ĺ̴̦ͩͅa̰̪̥ͦͪͩͤͥ̀t̮̘͉̭͙̠̝́͋̎̎͊͜e̢͖̠̰̲ͧ̀̉ ̞̋̑ͫ͌̽ͤG̹̠̠̉̇ͬȃ̹̙̬̤͎͇̟̏ͩs̴͌ͭͣt̰̘͒̅͗̓̓e̢̒̽̈́̏̓ṟ̣ͦͅ ̳͇̺̣ͮͦiͪ̃̑ͧf̨̲̗͑͊ ̪͇̰̖͕̓̿͑̑ͯͅy̴̭ͫ̾̑ŏ͍͉̙ͫͮͯu̷̩̫̒ͬ͗͐͗̌ ͕̀̾̂̓̌uș̖̤͆e̠̯̪̦ ̗̻̹̞̃͆̾̎͗̋̈́ͅt̂̒h̬̩͚͉̜̞ͪ̎̊ͫ͆̃͗e̸͈̩̾ ͫ̈̒͂l̿̂ͤ҉͙̞̺i͕͙̮̟̹ͮͩ̽̔̔ͮͮn͐ͮ̈́k̨͓̥ͣ̊͛͑͛ͤ ̋̓͐҉̜̘̮͎b̍ȩ͉̼̤̗͉̟̫̊̇̇̀ͬl̗͖͚̾͊̆̽͌̕ọ̗̮̬w̻͎̤
̷͛͑͒ͧ
̜̺̼͓̽̏͛̊
̡͋̒ͬ̈
̖P̮͌͑͐̌̅l̩͍ͬͤ͋̓̌ͥ̚ę̤͚̥̦a̘̙̮̬̳̼̰ś͔̤͚̹̝̪ͪͩ̅ͅe͍̺͉̙̤̤͓͒ͧ̆̋ͮͣ̐ ̻̈ͦ͆̈̒͢c͍̣̲̻̤̼̏̽͆ͭ̒͠h̦̥̝̬͙̣̝͛̃̌ͩo̧͍͍͖͔͓ͤͩͬͣ̉̍̚ͅo͖͉̯͓͕̠̊͂ͦ̔̈́̈̚s̨̫̝̝̹ͩ̅̑e͇͈̪̗̭ͫ͊ͮͅ!̰̣̮͖͉̭ͤͯͨ̑̈́͌̚͢

Hello! I'm back, lol that was scary!

But basically my buddy asked you to choose who would be more......fun 

for the next chapter at least

E̖̬͖̭ͅr̭̼̰̲̅ͨͫͭ̏̀ͬr̜͖̞̖̾͛ͨ́̈̽ͣọ̘̪̭̙̍ͪ̏͗ͣr̒̆̿͑̀ ͓̳̔̀́ͤ̌̽ͩS̠̖̪͖̱̟̘̎̇̓͑̂a͋͐̈́̎n̙̜͈͈͎͋ͥ̃̒s͍̻̟̯̓ͅ

Or

☥ 👎 👆✌💧❄👈☼

So comment who you think would be better!

Cause i honestly think you guys should choose, since you're the readers

Bye!

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