bad to the bone (Undertale sans x reader)

Pretty Cute

After the whole fiasco, Sans brought you to his house, again. Papyrus was of course ecstatic to see you again, he even made you your own plate of spaghetti. Since it was about lunch time anyway, you and Sans decided to share it, and tried your very best at roleplaying the scene from lady and the tramp....

needless to say...

you failed miserably, and ended up with spaghetti all over your clothes.

So Sans let you take a quick shower as he took one in his brothers.

He also let you borrow some clothes, and you pondered on why a skeleton had so much hoodies, but tried your best not to bring it up as Sans came out of the shower.

  "Guess you're sleeping over then." He grins.

You smile and chuckle, pulling the hoodie over your head. It held the aroma of hot-dogs and snow.

  "Guess so." You say, a light blush on your cheeks.

He sits beside you on the bed and lays down, you doing the same. You both stare up at the ceiling, breathing steadily.

"Guess its time to tell jokes then." You say, smiling awkwardly.

He nods and looks up.

"Yeah..okay...uh....Why is a koala a bear?" Sans asks.

"why?" You ask, turning to face him.

"Because they didn't have their koalafications." Sans grins. (Thank you JosylnPerez!!)

You giggle, Sans chuckling.

"What kind of pearl do you find in a book?" You say softly.

"What kind." Sans says, looking at you, his face inches away from yours.

"A pearl of wisdom." You smile softly. (nightmarequeen9835 thank you!!)

Sans chuckles, and smiles, then closes his eyes.

"Hey Sans?" You ask, looking at him.

"Mm?" He asks, eyes still closed.

"If...If i had a rose for everytime i thought about you...I'd be walking through my garden forever." You say, smiling softly.

His eyes pop open, his cheekbones turning a light blue. He stares at you and closes his eyes, his cheeks still a faint blue.

"Geez kid...where do you hide your halo?" He says softly.

You giggle and lay in front of him.

"If a star fell from the sky everytime i thought about you, the sky would be empty." You wink.

He sits up, sitting in front of you.

"I need you to make me a promise." He says, looking you in the eye.

"To what?"

"I need you to promise you'll never leave me. Because if you do...i'll have to call the cops."

"Why?" You ask, your eyes wide.

"Stealing is illegal. Last time i checked, you stole my heart." He winks.

You smile and giggle.

"Your presence makes me feel cuddly." You smile, gripping his bedsheet.

"If you had eleven roses, and you held them in front of a mirror you'd see twelve of the most beautiful things." Sans says, grinning.

"Are you a girl scout? Cuz you tie my heart in knots." You wink.

He covers his mouth and snorts, making you giggle.

"You got me...i'm a girl scout." He chuckles.

You grin and attack him, laying on his chest. He looks up at you and grins. You giggle and poke his forehead, him looking up at you and smiling.

"Your eye's are as blue as the ocean. And cutie, i'm lost at sea." You smile.

His cheeks light up, him chuckling and wrapping his arms around you.

"How does it feel?" He asks softly.

"what?"

"To be the only star in the sky." He says, pressing his forehead against yours.

You blush and smile, giggling. He smiles in return. You gaze into eachothers eyes, eyes wide, cheeks flushed.

"The readers have nosebleeds now, congrats." Sans winks.

The door slams open, Mettaton walking in with one leg in the air. He opens his mouth to speak but pauses and turns to you two. His eyes widen, his hands covering his mouth.

He squeals, his cheeks red, him taking out his phone and snapping over a million photos. You groan and sit up, Sans grabbing your shirt and pulling back down.

"OHHHH MYYYYY YOU TWO ARE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLEEE!!" Mettaton screams.

Sans looks to the side.

"Uh...Thanks?" He says slowly.

Mettaton sighs, and fixes his hair, smiling.

"I do apologize, i lost my cool there. I'll leave you two to....you cute shenanigans~" Mettaton waves, closing the door.

You look at Sans and giggle. He sits up, you sitting on his lap.

"He's right." Sans smiles.

You stare at him, confused.

"What i'm trying to say is....You're pretty...and i'm cute....and together we'd be pretty cute."

Your eyes light up.