bad to the bone (Undertale sans x reader)

Why did the mummy call the doctor?

Halloween

The one time of year you don't have to look pretty

But you still chose to look pretty, i mean your going out in public for pete sake!

There was a festival in town, and everyone was going

Only because the town was boring, and nobody gave out free candy if you go up to their doorstep and knock.

Nobody in the town understood the point of it

Neither did you

But you weren't from this town

You lived somwhere else, far off

You were only "passing through"

Looking for someplace to stay. 

So far, this place wasn't so bad

But you knew Halloween would be a good time to make some friends

A talent you weren't very good at.

Hundreds of people walked around the town, in ridiculous costumes of celebrities, disney characters and other movie stars. 

Halloween was shamful nowadays

Nobody dressed up as monsters anymore.

Wasn't that the whole point of halloween?

Guess not

You were dressed up as a dia de los muertos skeleton girl, facepained skeleton face, with vibrant painings and a pretty old dress.

This was to closest you could get to a costume

Just cosmetics and a dress

As you stepped out side you immediately pushed through the crowd, trying to get to the nearest diner

'THE GOLDEN FLOWER' was the name of the diner nearest to you

You walked in and sat in the front, the worker ina costume that amazed you.

He was a fire man, in a tux with glasses

 "Dude, you look amazing! How are you pulling that off?" You ask, smiling.

The man looks at you, staring at you with no eyes, for about thirty seconds.

 "Tailor." He shrugs, turning around and washing dishes. 

You sigh.

Guess he wasnt for talkling. You look at a menu and scan through the different drinks. 

 "Excuse me sir, could i get a spider cider please?" You ask, in a relatively quiet voice. 

The man nods and walks off, coming back moments later with your cider.

 "All proceeds go to real spiders." Whispers the bartendor. 

You shrug take a big gulp of it, it stinging your throat as it went down. 

(Spider Cider; Restores 24 HP)

You smile and sigh, laying your head on the counter.

Hopefully tonight would be worth getting out of the house.

"Hey, kid,"

You look up and see a skeleton in a blue jacket. His makeup looked pretty realistic.