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100th Chapter Special and Christmas Special

One Punch Man

Sonic x Ninja!Vocalist Reader
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Why can't he just die already?!" I screamed and began to block a million sharingans with only a fork, cause why not a fork?

I was in a dojo taking out my anger on all of the things that can be stabbed. So the walls were covered in numerous amounts of stabbed knives, broken pieces of wood and even a broken sword blade.

"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Just die already you worthless pig!" And i threw the fork at he sharingan throwing machine, jamming it and it broke down.

I sighed and plopped down on a seat cushion and dropped an arm over your eyes. "Oh? Isn't this a surprise?" Immediately I threw a piece of wood  at the source of the wood only to hear a slicing sound and the wood got chopped up to bits and pieces.

"What do you want Sonic?" I asked without taking off your arm over your eyes.
"Its a surprise to see you here (name)."
"Well yeah I was busy alright. And I got nothing to do-"
"But to destroy the dojo."
"I'll pay for it OK."

He didn't say anything else but turned the TV on. It was the news.

"For today's topic, famous movie actor (guy name) has just received an award for being the best actor this 2015. According to reports he says that his lucky charm is his new girlfriend (girl name)---"

The TV was destroyed as a small table was thrown at it. Sonic looked back and saw his  former classmate sulking and staring outside the window. The trees and ground were covered in snow because of the winter season.

"He dumped me."
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"That worthless and shitty pig dumped me for that girl!"
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"And you know what he said?"
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"He said 'Its not you (name) its me' -- pfffft what a lame line."
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"But you know...?"
"... What?"
"He's still a shitty pig." I laughed.

There was pure silence in the place and I'm kinda glad that he didn't ask me questions about my sudden breakup .... well we broke up two weeks go but he instantly found a new girlfriend. =____=

Sonic threw something at me and I looked at it. It was my skin tight black Ninja outfit with a few simple (color) design. He even tossed me a plain black mask.

"What's with this?"
"Wear those."
"Why?"
"We have something to do and I'm sure you'll like it."

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"So what are we doing here?" I asked him as we were standing outside the door of that pig's house. Sonic threw me a can and I caught it. It was a can of spray paint.

"Why do I need this?"
"To mess up the place. He messed your feelings up so why not mess with his pig pen and house?" He gave me a bag that was full of spray paint. You smiled and pinched his cheek. "You're awesome Sonic."

And the two of us began to mess the hou-- I mean the pig pen.

It was awesome actually. I got to vandalize all over the place, rip his expensive clothes and paintings, broke his trophies, smashed his wine collection (I left one small bottle though) , destroyed his game room along with the games, Xbox, PSPs, gamer computer and laptop (and everything else). I set his kitchen on fire and poured paint in his pool, egged his precious cars, destroyed his precious Harley, and so much more.