mainly because i was bored
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1) Imagine your OTP is in a room with a bunch of friends. Person A is doing something that goes wrong and in frustration they end up shouting "Just kick my ass!" Person B casually says, without thinking, "I'd rather eat it."
2) Imagine your OTP in 2nd Grade. Person B keeping a convening Person A to spell Apple. Person A already knows the joke, but gives in, spelling "A P P L E." Person A and B are laughing after Person B exclaimed that Person A had said "P P".
3) Imagine your OTP getting stuck in the bathroom and eventually accepting their fate of being stuck in the bathroom forever.
Bonus: Third Wheel Best Friend/Person C opens the door and finds A and B covering each other in shaving cream and A turns and says "Welcome to the locked in the bathroom club."
4) Imagine person A of your OTP has died. B locks themself in a room for days without eating, drinking or sleeping and bawls their eyes out.
5) Imagine your OTP in an AU where everything is black and white until you meet your soul mate.
Bonus: When one of them dies, everything goes back to black and white.
6) Imagine your OTP in college; It's a 7 am class, and person A is sitting next to B. B pours a Monster energy drink into their coffee, and proceeds to say, "I am going to die" before drinking the entire thing.
Bonus if it's how they meet.
7) Person A invites Person B over for Netflix, without the chill. But it ends up as more chill than Netflix.
8) Imagine your OTP going laser tagging with their group of friends, but only targeting each other.
9) Imagine person A of your otp finding it easy to pick up person B, so person A at random times will pick up person B bridal style and carry them around the house or something, while person B is just extremely embarrassed and uncomfortable about the situation the first time person A does this, but eventually person B gets used to it and just casually reads their book while being carried.
10) Imagine your OTP making cookies one day and Person A eats all of them before Person B can even get a second cookie.
11) Imagine your OTP making an edit for the hotline bling meme.
12) Throughout your OTP's relationship, Person A leaves a certain number of roses with a certain colour to them. Person B doesn't understand why though. One day, Person B finds a bunch of red, white, and yellow roses sitting on their bed with a card that says 108 roses. Person B is confused and searches up the meaning for 108 roses. Person B finds out that 108 roses means "Will you marry me?"
13) Imagine your OTP cosplaying together as their OTP
14) Imagine Person A teaching Person B how to make flower crowns.
15) Imagine your OTP going and spending an entire day in Costco eating all the different free samples.
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now we get my responses to some of this shit bc why not
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2) The one laughing would definitely be Alfred. Definitely.
6) TBH the person with the caffeine could be either myself or Alfred.
10) "I WANTED ANOTHER FUCKING COOKIE, ALFRED."
13) "How the fuck are we supposed to cosplay as Eren and Mikasa?"
15) "Won't your mom come yell at us if we keep eating free samples?" "Probably, but whO CARES?" "NOT ME!"
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ah yes
fun
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Rants and Life Updates 2
RandomThe second rant/life update book of mine. Same rules from the first book apply to this. Rated 'Mature' for the same reasons, as well.
