Aries: I don't think that I need to sit here with you fuckin' dildos anymore!
Taurus: I have just as many feelings as you do and it hurts so much when someone steps all over them
Gemini: I don't have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan
Cancer: Because it's my business - my personal business.
Leo: Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.
Virgo: You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions.
Libra: Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!
Scorpio: I'll do anything sexual, and I don't need a million dollars to do it either.
Sagittarius: Did you know without trigonometry, there'd be no engineering?
Capricorn: Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
Aquarius: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Pisces: We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.
