Thranduil: Galion! Is the wine prepared for tonight's party?
Galion: Yes, my Lord.
Thranduil: And you won't drink it this time, will you?
Galion: No, my Lord.
Thranduil: Fabulous.
Melina_Greenleaf: *creeps behind him* *bounces up and screams in his ear* I OFFER YOU A CHALLENGE!
Thranduil: *jumps* WHY WOULD YOU ENTER THE ROOM THIS WAY?!
Melina_Greenleaf: *laughs evilly*
Legolas: So what's the dare....?
Helena: *walks in laughing* This one is REALLY good.
Melina_Greenleaf: You two....
Thranduil: *narrows eyes* What.... I don't trust you, you were involved in the...kissing incident.
Legolas: She only dared me to kiss Tauriel...it wasn't really all that ba-
Thranduil: *glares at him*
Legolas: *gulps loudly*
Melina_Greenleaf: Basically, you just have to have a drinking contest.
Thranduil: Aha! This doesn't sound too bad at all.
Legolas: Like when I beat Gimli?
Helena: Eeeyup.
Thranduil: FABULOUS! Galion? Bring the wine!!!!
Galion: Yes, my Lord. *goes and gets the wine*
Helena: Ready?
Legolas: As I'll ever be...
Melina_Greenleaf: Annnd...GO!
Thranduil: *downs an entire glass in one* Just to warn you son, I'm very good at holding my alcohol.
*twenty minutes later*
Legolas: *raises eyebrow*
Thranduil: *raises eyebrow*
*twenty five minutes later*
Thranduil: *raises eyebrow*
Legolas: *raises eyebrow* ....ha...ha
*half an hour later*
Legolas: Adaaaaaa...?
Thranduil: Yes, my little leaf?
Legolas: Treeeeeessssssss.....
*forty minutes later*
Legolas: *sobbing* I LOVEEDD HER!!! SHE LEFT ME! FOR A DWARF!!!! I KILLED ORCS FOR HERRRR! *sobs*
*forty five minutes later*
Legolas: So you know, this one time - haha- Gimli and I were like, hunting and it was like...haha funny because we were...like doing stuff and like counting and it was just..lol
*one hour later*
Legolas: *passes out*
Thranduil: THRANDY...OUT! *walks out with Legolas passed out on his cloak*
Galion: But my lord! Now we have no wine for the party?!
Thranduil: Whatevvveerrr.
Galion: *sighs* YES my lord.
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