Helena: Oh, Thranduil, great drama queen and sass master, I require your presence for a dare
Thranduil: Oh no...Legolas told me about these. What is it?
Helena: I think you've met @RachelMarkham?
Thranduil: Phew, she's nice, I'm sure she woul-
RachelMarkham: I DARE YOU TO DYE YOUR HAIR PINK!!!!!!!
Thranduil: Tell me you're joking!
Helena: Nope, she's not. And you have to do it, it's in the contract.
Thranduil: What contract?
Helena: The one you signed. Look, here. *points at smudged signature on a scrap of lined paper*
Thranduil: That looks like my writing after I've had a little too much Dorwinion wine.
Helena: Mmm...you may have been just a little drunk. Anyway, you have to do it!
Thranduil: *dramatic sigh* All right...
RachelMarkham: *hands him bright pink dye*
Thranduil: *frowns at packet* Exactly how do you do this?
Helena: I don't know, I've never dyed my hair.
RachelMarkham: There's a first time for everything!
They start pulling at his hair and looking in confusion at the dye
Thranduil: Why did I agree to this!?
Two hours later
Helena: Well...I think we did it right. Ta da! Introducing Thranduil Orophorion! (See the pic in media section)
Everyone: *laughs loudly*
Helena: So, Thrandy, what do you think?
Thranduil: It's....its....FABULOUS😎 *jumps on the party elk and rides off*
Helena: *_*
RachelMarkham: *_*
Everyone: *_*
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Ask the Elves!
FanfictionEver wanted to know something about Legolas, Thranduil, Elrond, Galadriel, Lindir, Tauriel, Celeborn, Glorfindel and all the other elves? Yes? Well this is the book for you!
