Ask the Elves!

Legolas, steal Thranduil's elk and give it to Thorin pt 2

Legolas: *holding Fabulous on a leash* Greetings, dwarf. I...*sob*...I believe I have to give this to you. *passes Fabulous to Thorin*

Thorin: In the name of Mahal's underpants, what are you doing, elf?

Legolas: I was dared to steal Ada's elk and give it to you.

Thorin: This is the party elk? It looks a lot less impressive up close.

Fabulous: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Thorin: Ah well, at least I have one up on that stupid sparkly fairy princess now!

Legolas: My Ada is NOT a stupid sparkly fairy princess!

Thorin: He is very much a stupid sparkly fairy princess. He's so stupid and sparkly Edward Cullen is jealous.

Legolas: WHAT

Sound of a horn and Helena, Tauriel, @Brigid_H_1300 and @Nazgurl340 come running on

Brigid_H_1300: *panting* Quick! Back up the tree!

Nazgurl340: Let me in! There's no room! *gets pulled into the tree by Brigid_H_1300

Tauriel: *pulling Helena up into the branches* This is going to be hilarious!

Thranduil: *storms into the clearing with a huge party of fully armoured elves, he's still wearing his sunglasses* WHO. STOLE. MY. PARTY. ELK???????!!!!!!!?!!?!?!!!?

Legolas: eep! *hides*

Thranduil: Thorin Oakenshield! I should have known. First you enter my kingdom, then you insult me merely by showing me your ugly hairy face, and then you bring havoc on my home, and now this? I take it as a personal insult that you have taken away my most blessed and wonderful loyal friend, FABULOUS THE PARTY ELK! It is a most heinous crime and I-

Thorin: You beardless elfy idiot! I didn't steal your stupid elk, that was your own son!

Thranduil: Is this true?

Thorin: Yes! He's behind that tree.

Thranduil: LEGOLAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Legolas: Uh...yes Ada?

Thranduil: Did you steal my elk?

Legolas: N,n,no I didn't...

Thranduil: *stares at him*

Legolas: OKAY YES IT WAS ME!!!!

Thranduil: *fabulously gasps* My own son has betrayed me! How could you do such a thing!

Legolas: Ada! But...but...

Legolas fangirls: *appear from no where and run at Thranduil* YOU INSULTED LEGGLES! YOU WILL PAY! 😱😱😱😱😘😘😘😘

Thranduil fangirls: NO! THRANDUIL IS FAR BETTER THAN YOU! 😡😡😡😡😍😍😍😍*they attack the other fangirls*

Brigid_H_1300 How did this turn into a fully fledged fangirl war?

Tauriel: Ugh, I get this every day!

Nazgurl340: Hey look! There's Fabulous!

Helena: We can use him to escape the fan battle😅

They jump on Fabulous and ride away

Thranduil: Hey! That's my elk! *he's pulled down by the crazy fangirls* HELP!

I don't have much against Leggi and Thrandy fans (in fact I technically kind of count as a Leggi fangirl a little bit) but sometimes when they go insane they can be annoying in their disregard to canon and everything! The same applies to Kili and Thorin fans a lot of the time. It's so annoying!
xxHelena