Aries stereotype: ready to fight everyone for everything, super argumentative, and extremely careless. Will most likely yell everything they say, and have the shortest temper. Athletes.
How an Aries actually is: An extremely concerned and caring person. They make faithful friends and lovers. Sometimes they can get a bit passionate and become loud. Full of energy, and very intense. (Total cuties)
Taurus stereotype: FOOD. FOOD. FOOD. Will eat every motherfucking thing they see. Will eat your hand if it comes into contact with their face. Did I mention that they love food?
How a Taurus actually is: Likes food, and is a bit selfish when it comes down to food. Kinda hard to become friends with as they are so stubborn, but once you get past that, they make very loyal friends.
Gemini stereotype: Emotionless wrecks, constantly joking, takes nothing seriously. Probably a comedy king/Queen. Literally has 19733717 personalities. Friends with everyone, but hates everyone.
How a Gemini actually is: They actually feel very many emotions, but they find it hard to express them with words, so they cry most of the time. They have a good sense of wit and a quite secretive. They can be blunt at times, but that's how you know they love you.
Cancer stereotype: Crying mess. Total sweetheart. Clingy as fuck. Shy and withdrawn, barely leaves their homes. Most likely because they're crying. *Cry*
How a Cancer actually is: Awkward with displaying their emotions. However, they are quite sensitive. When it comes to friendship they love to constantly hang out with their friends, and need attention. But they are very low key about it. Family comes first with them. Always.
Leo stereotype: Always has a mirror in hand. Probably trips and falls while walking because they're looking at themselves. Can't talk about anything else besides themselves. Thinks that are the greatest creation known to mankind.
How a Leo actually is: They ooze with confidence. They're fab and they know it. Sometimes, they can be standoffish when around people they don't know. Are very talkative. And are connected with art.
Virgo stereotype: EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE NEAT. GET THOSE GODDANG GERMS AWAY FROM ME YOU NASTY LITTLE SHIT. Totally neurotic and has everything neat and organized. Probably has perfect grades.
How a Virgo actually is: Very lazy and doesn't clean anything (including themselves)very much. They're very creative and have a bit of a careless attitude.
Libra stereotype: Total flirt and extremely romantic. Can get anyone they want. But is extremely two-faced.
How a libra actually is: are quite obsessed with beauty. Can be a shallow. Very opinionated. They jump from person to person, aren't very faithful.
Scorpio stereotype: SEX. GOD. Period. Sex and world domination. They'll fuck you, and kill you.
How a Scorpio actually is: They're sensual and are obsessive. They feel everything so intensely, and are drawn to darker themes.
Sagittarius stereotype: Athlete, whose super chill, but automatically popular. Totally fucking perfect in every way possible.
How a Sagittarius actually is: big hearts, very chill, and cares a lot about popularity. A bit annoying.
Capricorn stereotype: They only care about grades and work. They're cold and emotionless.
How a Capricorn actually is: Laid back and careless. Very cool and have an addictive personality. Care the most about their friends and family.
Aquarius stereotype: Strange and annoying aliens.
How an Aquarius actually is: Extremely happy and friendly. Honest and kind. Although, a bit strange.
Pisces stereotype: Fish who cries nonstop.
How a Pisces actually is: A fan of the arts and very chill. They have a good sense of humor and are good lovers.
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is basically a book of the zodiac signs and what their personalities are like with humor. Enjoy! If you don't have a sense of humor to understand sarcasm and jokes in a few of these, then this book isn't for you lmao some of these comments {all...
