More Random Ideas (My Random Ideas 2)

you can't kidnap me today, my mom's gonna be pissed

i realize my friend group has a lot of inside jokes involving dysphemisms and overexaggerating things and if someone were to overhear us using them they'd be super concerned

we got our use of kidnapping from this time my friend's mom was picking them up from school and invited this other friend of mine to go with them to the mall like out of the blue. so they just went and we call it kidnapping

but if we were gonna say "sorry you cant kidnap me today, probably later this week though" and someone overheard us theyd be super concerned

also we have a euphemism for periods stemming from my friend, who is japanese, saying "hey guys i'm extra japanese today" because a blood spot on a pad looks like the japanese flag. so now whenever we wanna say we're on our period we just say "i'm becoming japanese today" because the rest of us arent japanese. it's super funny because then i just ask them if they want drugs (ADVIL. we arent legally allowed to bring advil but i bring some anyways just in case my friends have shit cramps).

anyways i have to do apush homework but i! do not want to so i am just typing random shit in here for no reason

collegeboard apush dbq sample pieces are funny. especially when they're shit.

my friend group started watching boys over flowers' thai version and after we watched a few episodes (and we were fucking horrified, what the hell is going on) we went onto jackbox. yeah that's kind of it.

we also finished 2gether (a thai BL) and made fun of it, and started watching still 2gether (the sequel). it's still not good, and currently our takes on the couples are:

sarawat and tine are way too dependant on each other, it's so fucking toxic and weird.

mil and phukong's relationship IS SO FUCKING TOXIC??? phukong literally broke mil's leg after mil broke sarawat's leg (phukong is sarawat's younger brother) and mil's a fucking bitch to him and keeps leading him on and somehow they got together after phukong FAINTED during cheer practice right after mil SPRAINED SOMEONE ELSE'S LEG

type and man are SO FUCKING CUTE, man literally had to face classist remarks from type's employers for this man and type stood up to them for him and when type revealed he had to go to another city for his work MAN WASN'T MAD AT HIM, HE WAS HAPPY FOR THE JOB OPPORTUNITY AND THREW HIM A LITTLE SURPRISE PARTY AT THEIR APARTMENT AND DRESSED UP IN A SHARK ONESIE FOR HIM AND GOT THEM MATCHING SHOES IT WAS SO SO SO SO CUTE.

anyways im dying inside for my crush. and my mom got me reese's. happy chocolate day everyone!