Dad: what did you want to do this weekend?
Me: we should go to the zoo. Wait, are they even open?
Dad: duh, they're open spring, summer, fall, and winter. They have those Christmas lights and Halloween lights
Me: because Halloween lights make sense
Dad: yeah, they even dress up the animals for Halloween
Me: really!
Dad: yeah
Me: if they have a zebra in a batman costume I'm so going...

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A Random Book
RandomThe title says it all. It's the only word you need to sum up this book, random.