Me: *puts red paint all over me then tosses the bottle to Marionette* put some on your claws so it looks like you clawed me to death.
Marionette: alright *puts red paint all over hands* is this gonna work?
Me: I don't know. Who knows what Foxy's reaction would be if he found me dead.
Foxy: *calling from the hall* Lass? Where are ye?
Marionette: *whispers* play dead!
Me: *lays on the floor*
Marionette: *kneels down by my side and puts his claws near his face to examine them*
Foxy: *enters the room* Hey lass? Are ye in here- *sees me in the floor and Marionette staring at me*. Oh...my...god....
Marionette: *turns around while trying to laugh. Then makes a guilty face* Foxy! I'm so sorry! I don't know what got into me! I-I-I just became so angry all of a sudden and-
Foxy: *lets out a low growl* you...will...pay. *slams Marionette against the wall and puts hook up to his face* ye killed my first mate...when I'm done with ye...not even stitching will put ye back together!
Marionette: *nervously* L-Leah, the jig is up! Quit acting!
Me: *gets up and yanks Foxy off of Marionette* dude calm down it just a prank!
Foxy: ....
Marionette: I was only joking!
Foxy: ye went too far lass
Me: so I won?
Foxy: nope, you weren't even close
Me: oh well, proves that you care about my safety~ *skips away happily*
Foxy: SHUT UP
Marionette: looks like another ship is getting ready to sail~
Foxy: ye can shut up too
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A Random Book
RandomThe title says it all. It's the only word you need to sum up this book, random.
