Statehumans Stories

This is shit. Ok description time. Florida steals Texas's wagon and horse so that America can help Cali and others with the fires and so, Japan Italy China Russia England France Poland and Russia find out America has kids. Also Confederate is not Ames brother in this story.

*COVER ART NOT MINE* (UPDATES WILL NOW BE SLOW AND FAR BETWEEN. THIS STORY IS UNDER EDITING) So... America had fifty-one kids... who knew? Remember who we are talking about here, guys? Yep, America. And everyone knows he's a hard working single dad trying to keep his 51 kids safe and is running on fifteen hours of sleep in the past week, as well as keeping those kids hidden from the rest of society. oh... wait, no, no one knows that... my bad. everyone only knows America as the lazy, irresponsible young adult that thinks his life is so hard as he's sitting on the couch watching Netflix in his mansion without a care in the world. He's late for meetings, always tired and hungry, is always hogging food at the grocery store, has bought every single fire extinguisher in town, and is ALWAYS complaining. (Most chapters will be in the State's POV's)

so, America is a single father of 50 states and 4 territories. everyone knows he's hardworking and friendly. Wait, sorry I forgot almost nobody knows about his states or his real "self". Everyone sees him as the one country that HAS to be different and late every time they meet. He's known to be ignorant, snippy, and above all lazy. But oh no no no this is just not true, that's just the personality he puts forth when around other country's. Only Canada, Mexico, and Russia know about his states. Though they only know about a few. You have the usually know 50 states but the more unknown are his 4 territories, American Samoa, Northern Mariana Islands, Puerto Rico, and the U.S. Virgin Islands. The funny thing is, you'd think the other country's would know about his states from the 50 stars on his face, right? Well they're oblivious to it, and America finds that funny. Now, getting on to when this takes place. The year is 2025, five years after the 2020 pandemic and the world has recovered, mostly. Well, America has mostly recovered. All of the sickness and death in his country took a toll on him as you can guess. So, he will now more frequently throw up, more frequently than before. But apart from that, the monthly world meeting has been chosen to take place in America's capitol. Everything seems fine, but who are these kids who come running in, calling America "Papa"? Tag things: #1 in "State" 31/8/22 #6 in "usa" 10/11/22

{TEMPORARY HIATUS} America is struggling. The balance between being a country and taking care of his children - his states - is being thrown off. The other countries are on to his now more reserved nature as he struggles through the meetings and arrives more and more tired, and his kids worry more and more about how far work is pushing their father. Will the countries find out about all the secrets America has hidden along the way? Will America break under the pressure? Who knows! This is my first published story, so forgive any mistakes! TW include guns, mild swearing and mild injury, but nothing to graphic or out there. I plan to update once a week on Friday, Sunday or Saturday, but it might change slightly depending on how much I have to do. Thanks for reading, enjoy!!!

Oh America. The lazy man who sleeps in meeting. Most likely because he plays video games all night. That's what they think. But they don't know he has a very big responsibility. Bigger then theirs.

[Disclaimer: This is cringe] "Pa, where is Florida-man?" "W-What if he went back to papá?" ~~ When Florida seems to go missing, everyone panics. There's absolutely no trace of the state, until America finds a seemingly blunt note. Where had Florida gone? A place nobody was supposed to know about; The Library of Knowledge. ~~ [None of the Art in this book is mine.] [Yes, this may include stereotypical features] [started: Monday, January 6th, 2020] [Completed: Monday, April 29th, 2020] [TLOK Book One] [NOT POSTED ON MY Ao3]

Just a grouping of my historical oneshots by yours truly. A lot of these need to be rewritten but I will do that later hehe...

Its getting its own book bc I can. It is also split like my other book lol (The depressing au and the silly one!!!! The infected stuff also share this book since I dont feel like giving it its separate book anymore (well it will but that will only be for the parts) Teehee so uhm yea!!!!! Warning: There is ships I dont hc them all as siblings 😡😡😡 Its fine though 😁😁😁 Idc if you make em siblings just as long as you don't do anything weird with them,,,,,, (Flashbacks to that book where the Arkansas and Kansas thing was there and they were brothers and Kansas er...) EDIT OF 11/10/24: I changed the cover. DATE: 8/14/24

Good is such a strange word, don't you think? You think that you're good and I think that I'm good, but we both think that each other is evil." The person huddling near my states whispered. "Who's really right if both of us are wrong?" I didn't know what she meant by that then, but I did now. It only took a lifetime to figure it out. I was given permission to create this graphic novel by the author. ILLUSTRATED BY DarlaisConfused WRITTEN BY @Amaura1406 LINK TO THE ORIGINAL STORY: https://www.wattpad.com/story/227150084-light-of-mine-rusame

The Three Moon Sisters dance and sing and protect together... now their eyes, dance, and song, rest in a trio of brothers, who reflect their love completely. Wings of Fire x Country/Statehumans AU!

⚠️Disclaimer!: this is a fanfiction! this story does not intend to offend any person, this is all just a fiction, and the history is not that accurate.⚠️

Title lol(all art here is mine so plz credit if u repost)

You read the title- just ask Connecticut anything, they'll even answer NSFW and personal questions. I'm bored and I don't want to do anything else :)

This is an artbook

Texas, or as his human name, Koko Reginald Spain, was just minding his own goddamn business when a certain star spangled country decided to send him across the FUCKING GLOBE to help out the freaking UK with his stupid ahhh wizard problems, what could possibly go wrong? Countryhumans has no cannon and my au belongs to me idk who started it but yea Harry Potters author doesn't deserve recognition so she won't get it Also I posted this on AO3 as well, but I swear to thee this is me just double posting it because I actually realized I kinda like some parts of Wattpad better, like the commenting on paragraphs system.

[< A cozy story. Not much in the way of personal drama. { Description; } Just a calming story about two wed men and their child. EU & NATO, just married, and their daughter, Clementine. Enjoy >]

(The art is mine) Ask Illinois! You can ask anything! Just try and keep it kid friendlyish. Go crazy....!

Have you ever wondered how the countryhumans dealt with different events in history? Most countryhumans fans are obsessed with the lore and history behind the world. This leads many fans to create their own head cannons for the storyline. Here's some stories from my AU! Hello! Welcome to Countryhumans Lore! Before you start reading, here are some things to know: 1. These stories are based in my AU and head cannons. If you're confused about the characters and/or storyline, just ask me! 2. I'm open to any story suggestions unless it's about ships (I tend to run out of ideas quickly so any recommendations are helpful). 3. These stories are extremely short! Most of the time, I will explain the context before or after a story so you understand what's going on. 4. I only got into countryhumans and history last year. If any historical information is incorrect or not portrayed correctly, feel free to tell me! 5. This is my first and possibly only book and I want to make it as enjoyable for y'all as I can. So, I know I've said this before, but don't be afraid to comment and tell me your suggestions or any misinformation/mistakes my stories have. Your comments are always helpful! 6. There may be mentions of Naz¡/f@scism but I do not support it at all. 7. I probably won't post daily as my life is usually busy but I will try and post as often as I can. Just be patient! Cover art made by me!

Hi there :D This is my take on how many of the wars and conflicts would go in the Countryhumans world! I'm doing my best to make these historically accurate, but of course there are things that need to be changed :'D So far I've written (including main characters involved) The Partitions of Poland - Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, Russian Empire, Prussia, Austrian Empire The Landing of Humlebæk, The First Battle of Narva - Swedish Empire, Tsardom of Russia, Denmark-Norway The Byzantine Conquest of Bulgaria - Byzantine Empire, First Bulgarian Empire, Kievan Rus, Principality of Hungary Wahhabi War - Ottoman Empire, Emirate of Diriyah, Ottoman Egypt The Candia Massacre, Free - Cretan State, Kingdom of Greece, Ottoman Empire The Fall--->The Truth - Western Roman Empire, Byzantine Empire, a little bit of the Roman Empire, Odoacer's Kingdom of Italy, Dalmatia Survive - Ottoman Empire, Turkey, a little bit of Russian Empire Dust - French Empire, Prussia, Kingdom of Saxony, Kingdom of Bavaria Hurt - (SPOILERS FOR CHARACTERS BECAUSE THEY ARE UNKNOWN UNTIL NEAR THE END) - Ottoman Empire/Beylik, Sultanate of Rum, Beylik of Karaman I'm working on: British Empire lore ;) A lot of it.

DC made a group chat and added everyone. He regrets it. A lot.