Shutup Stories

"It's hard to be nice when you're surrounded by idiots". Here are 100 savage and sarcastic quotes for you all. I'll try to update every week. I DO NOT OWN THES...

I'm sorry you need bleach for this bruv

cov·et /ˈkəvət/ yearn to possess or have (something). ♡ ♤ ♧ ♢ His eyes whispered ❝have we met?❞ 'cross the room his silhouette. Starts to make its way to me... The playf...

yesyesyes

nothing useful, just a reminder for myself

Tommy:Molly you know what fuck it I like you. I like you more then words can express.I love you Molly:wow did you rehearse that? Tommy:what- no She chuckled Molly:I...

guise /ɡīz/ noun: an external form, appearance, or manner of presentation, typically concealing the true nature of something. ❝ʙᴇ ᴀ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇʀ; ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪꜱ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ꜰᴜ...

Tired

this is a short story to remember the songs on Ariana Grande's positions album enjoy 😘😘

matt helps his boyfriend get some sleep. -- originally requested by woodeh326 on tumblr! (tw for mentions of alcohol)

WARNING: this book has hot stuff in it and may cause nose bleeds 👍🏻 I honestly made this as a joke because my friend wanted me to write smut about us sooo yeah feel fr...

this whole book was written in 2015. this is the rant book/public diary of thirteen year old me. here's a cringe warning just in case (2015)

Alfred is your butler and serves you his pp for breakfast

Uhhhhhhh yeah, some things abt me ig

I'm bored.

(Trying to get the cover to work, please bare with me) Ash lost the World Coronation Series. It didn't matter. He got to battle Leon and was very close to winning. Heck...

"I liked you better when you were quiet, now shut up and kiss me."

Two friends who have always been comfortable with each other see they might have something more...

coco martin mafia boss😈 (satire obv) (iloveliliavanrouge) FAMILY IS LAB!!🤯🤯😨😨😲😲💖💖💕😏😏😏 used to be #1 in cocomartin😎😏😏😏😂😂🥵🌶😘😘💪💪💪💪💪 #12 at yasss