Schittscreek Stories

'I don't skate through life, David. I walk through life in really nice shoes.' | SCHITT'S CREEK S1-? | ( F!oc x M!oc )

David has a whole new life. A husband. A home. His own business. A relationship with his family. A happiness and autonomy that the wealth of his previous lifestyle could...

This is based on Schitt's Creek, David, and Patrick, if they got married and possibly had kids. I couldn't find any other books about the show so I decided that I would...

Warm wishes, Schittheads! I'm here writing... Schitt's Creek Oneshots!!! And....Requests are open!!!! My other social media handles/usernames are Facebook: Edward Ny Gm...

David and Patrick have had Rose Apothecary for three years now. Their business hasn't been doing great over the past few weeks. They have to possibility that their store...

Alexis was a city girl who'd lost everything Twyla, a charming country girl who'd found her own piece of happiness. Were the two meant to meet in their lifetime?

the one where the girl loves schitt's creek and the boy has never seen it.

Right before they throw out the gigantic Rose Family Portrait, Patrick decides to play a little trick on David. With one snap of a camera and a little Photoshop, Patrick...

A lot of people love to watch movies. I'm one such person. But there are certain movies I know I'm going to carry forever in my heart. It's the space to share them, and...

David Rose was a reckless art thief who stumbled onto a dead body and mysterious object in a back alley one night. Unexpectedly, he stumbled into something much more unn...

what the title says :) fandoms listed on the first chapter request always welcome just send me a message via here or instagram dm instagram : grac3j0hns0n

Alexis and David were never really close as children, and it's not until they're forced to live in a shared motel room that they start to mend their distant relationship...

Alexis moves to New York leaving behind her comfort zone in the form of the cozy town of Schitt's Creek. Away from the community that she had grown to love as her family...

Part of a secret santa fic exchange! While David and Alexis fool around with each other, Stevie feels comfortable enough to ask for something she's wanted for quite some...

this book is about all my different drs and my shifting experiences! i will be sharing all sorts of tips, methods, subliminal's etc to help me and other people shift! ...

Spin-off of the dazzling show, Schitt'$ Creek Welcome to the humorous and charming story about Catfish Ponds, a small town in the middle of nowhere, Ohio. Explore the t...

This is a book of oneshots using prompts I found online [or made up myself, but a lot are ones I found]. All stories will be SFW

literally smut lmao