Pleasekillme Stories

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Damien thorn. The oh so powerful Antichrist. The heir to the hellian throne. Is sent off to work as a little helper for Jesus because he wanted to rebel against his step Father. Forced to take care of some losers, for a while he believes there's nothing useful nor interesting about human life but after spending time with his new forced to be friend he might realize the human world isn't as bad as he once thought it was. (Sorry for any misspelling English is not ny first language) !Warning! If you are sensitive to the following: •Alcohol •Strong language/slurs (I can reclaim btw) •Childhood trauma •PTSD •Death •Child Abuse •Drug Abuse I suggest this story may not be for you, although all the topics in the story are the same ones South Park has done or shown in the show so if you were okay with south park this story hopefully wont effect you as much. But again be warned⚠️ [Thank you:) ] (All art shown in the story is mine)

Satire Im goin to hell anyways might as well get me into the hall if fame

there's also gonna be a twist at the end because why not. you're probably wondering why I'm doing this. because I hate myself. and Mully. fuck you Mully, you fucking bottom/j Ngl, I'm probably gonna keep doing these but simply add ✨BETTER✨ stuff

because I can't write for shit feel free to use any of these [lol I decided to come back,, hopefully Wattpad doesn't get breached again. I'm always editing this book btw]

Sun and Moon spend the night together~ PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS TOO SERISOULY , im writing this for my friend. I do not ship sun and moon

Disclaimer: do not read this if you don't wanna throw up 20 times. Cause I did while reading this. I don't know why I'm doing this. Please send help.😭😭😭

This is me

This story is about yandere blueberry. apparently he likes fell, but fell likes sci- and theres countless others who blue thinks might have a chance with his husbando- so, out of spite, he tries to eliminate them. but can he do this without fell finding out? and can he... do it in time? (and btw i didnt make the blueberry cover. lol soz, but creds to the creator.

This is what [REDACTED] found in Guggenheim when he was finally able to connect to it, along with messages scattered around the Backdoors, a strange place located somewhere in Chicago via. walking through a wall in a dark alley

i can hear the fbi knocking on my door

YeH I'm sorry for the cover and title So I got a random burst od energy to make this sooo Dangaronpa is cool ✌︎ V3 was the best '-' enjoy i guess or dont but plz no hate

Hello welcome to roasting character AI's (and getting roasted by them) the show where we roast your Genshin character AI's. All dialogue is directly from the AI chat between me and the characters. (No answers will be altered.) Disclaimer- I do not own any of these characters or the AI's. The characters belong to MiHoYo and the character AI's belong to their rightful owner.

Some dumb art shit I do, look if you want your FUCKING EYES TO BURN OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS 😊

Vivid dreams I've had and had written out with no format other than word ramble lol

뜨거운 Donald J Trump, devastated from Kim Jong Un's supposed disappearance, finds comfort in the arms of Putin. Little did he know, there was quite a bit more going on. 날 죽여줘

random stuff about why i mak no god danmed sense.

Just some Shrek and reader content, I had to do it. Who doesn't fantasize about this sexy ogre? You're welcome, by the way.