Lordfarquad Stories

After eating too many edibles on a thursday morning, you pass out...only to wake up near an unknown swamp...with a certain ogre staring at you. He annoyingly told you to...

This book is dedicated to my friend the ginger aka henason The story follows the ginger, aka Ed sheran, and his adventures. For like two chapters Then fucking a bomb b...

ᴅᴏɴᴋᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ sʜʀᴇᴋ ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴏɴ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ғɪᴏɴᴀ's ʙᴀᴄᴋ? ᴡɪʟʟ sʜᴇ ғɪɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ? ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ, sᴛᴀʏ ᴛᴜɴᴇᴅ! ..... ʜᴏɴᴇsᴛʟʏ ᴍʏ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴘᴜʀᴇ ʙᴏʀᴇᴅᴏᴍ.

y/n is barista, but everything changes when she meets our boy cabbage man and talk about a mysterious Lord Farquad....

Y/N is having a normal day sleeping when suddenly... SHE IS SOLD TO SHREK?????!??!?!?!?!?!??!!?!? 😨😱🙀

Ghost is sent to capture Shrek form his swamp to hold him as captive against the mighty Lord Farquard however they fall in love in the process. (GHOSTS STORY IS CANON IN...

After a big heist, Vector doesn't know the power of the gadget he's stolen and falls back in time to Duloc in the 1600's- and finds shelter with a man by the name of Lor...

smut warning

It was a grey foggy day in the country of Scotland. You, the main character, accidentally fell into a passerby's arms, kissing them intensely. You did not see the face o...

lord farquaad and shrek smut . i heart sharquaad ❤

Shrek chocolate milk short story; Shrek's love life is complicated. He thought he would never find a hubby. But then he met the right guy.

This is for shits and giggles don't take this seriously I also started this in school but my friends wanted to read it sooo

Lord Farquad and the Evil Queen fall in love and defy all odds

gets a little wild if you know what I mean ;)

When princess fiona goes to eshaytown, UK, shrek has to fight the urge to not cheat on her with his beloved sexy lord farquad . while thats happening princess fiona has...

Do not read this if you value your sanity. The only reason I am writing this is because of my friend Zarria who put a cursed image in my mind.

This is a story about a forbidden love between shrek and lord farquad P.s if you find it funny (as it's supposed to be) please follow me. BTW I don't own any of these c...

A rich CEO and a stuck up royal with a dark past. In this angsty dramatic romance, join the steamy Story of Elon and farquad.

What happens when Lord farquad is kidnapped by Jesus! Heart racing, balls aching. Read now!! TW: Hot and sexy content! ball juggling, nipple twisting, booty shaking orga...

sexy mexy shrek gets a bf