Jakefromstatefarm Stories

You're chilling in your living room, waiting for your lover Shrek. You hear a knock on the door and someone's there for you! But it's not Shrek...

When Jake from State Farm's car breaks down, he turns to Vin Diesel, a charming mechanic with a talent for fixing more than just engines. What starts as a routine repair...

Y/n flies down the hall of her school, bumping into a tall man with black hair, and black ripped jeans, and a black shirt, and a black ring on his finger, and black and...

In which a boy is an asshole to a girl

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Chaos between Shrek, Jesus, Lil Nas X, and Jake from Statefarm Credit: @hisokaslongthickdick on tiktok

Jake is daddy

Falling in love with the most useful thing on planet earth. Can you see it now , you and your new bæ?

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This is a story about jake from state farm and his traumatizing life. jk i wrote this to piss off the dude who was my bf at the time its a year later im single and in lo...

When Jake from StateFarm invites some of his famous celebrity friends to his mansion for his party... something goes terribly wrong... First Story in the Khakis universe.

I'm being watched, and you are too, it's State Farm, there watching, there watching us all, and there watching right now.

A mixed up twisted up fanific. Poor Karen falls secretly in love with Jake from state farm...but when her husband Jim gets in the way...an affair is in affect.

Gashu and midori go to the beach, gashu midori jumped of a bridge,and Jake from State Farm appeared out of no where and saved midori, midori fell in love.... Will Jake r...

I was 9. This is no longer my humor. Shrek senpai and jake from State Farm are dating but kermat also loves shrek senpai 😔😭😭😭😓😓😢😢😰😰😰🥺🥺😫😫😫😩😩😩😩😔😔😔😔...

Y/N goes to eat dinner with some friends when she meets the waitress, Ur Mom, and it's love at first sight...