Funnypoetry Stories

A funny, random poem about absolute nonsense. Perfect time-waster.

Omg, you'll never guess what this story is about. I tried to make the title hint about what this is, but I hope it isn't too obvious. Poetry. It's a poetry book.

A collection of poems written by me. ◛◚◛◚◛◚◛◚◛◚◛ ▱ Note: Some of these poems are taken directly from my S/MB book; they were not stolen.

Guys this isn't anything special. This is just poetry I write in my freetime about things I'm inspired by. If you like a poem please vote on it as I like feedback but th...

Welcome to Haiku's! Minus the apostrophe. Because I am bored.

Literally just notes that I collect from nights my friends can't hear me at the bar. Poetic, aren't they?

Some of my original poems. Genre-mostly funny

A funny or maybe stupid poetry about my phone lol. Maybe others can relate to this too.

Nice poems that describe everything ever :)

An original book filled with Roses Are Red... poems that I relate to, but I wouldn't send to my mom if I were you, just saying. Some of these are quite mean so please do...

So I had a poem portfolio as a writing assignment and to spite my creative writing teacher I wrote some really pretentious and pretty vague poetry. Some of the poems sta...

a collection of poetry on various topics. vol.1

Poetry doesn't have to be serious! Here is a collection of rhymes to make you smile, giggle, and groan.

I am going to attempt to write a poem a week for five years! It is a personal resolution that I am making public in order to hold myself accountable.

I peaked in the womb

Yes this is a play on milk and honey. I wrote 90% of this is the back of health class.

Contemporary poetry Affirmations that might make you think or laugh

Somewhere along the line A train Is carrying Fifty tons of cheese. Four liners, no rhyme, because hell, rhyme is restrictive.

A continuation of my Five Year Poem Plan, Part 1.