Canyounot Stories

{[problems.]} a book for all the wtf moments.

Just a bunch of stuff thrown together to make this book that no one cares about

My book of useless rants... And if you are sensitive about swearing, I suggest you leave. I'm a swearing machine.

Alaska and Ryland were the goal couple. Stuck in the round of moving to Horton, the two try to find their way after an incident that left them both broken on the inside...

This is what I get when I'm gone or something to that effect. Fml {I will specifically say who wrote what. Some will be taken off of a blog me and my GIRLFRIEND own and...

If you see these on tumblr, I probably posted them

Amber is Kellin Quinn's daughter , Her best friend is Alyssa . While at the PTV and SWS meet-and-greet, they meet their idols 5 Seconds Of Summer . Read to see what happ...

In which we question why I don't get into fights.

"What are you talking about?" "You don't see it?" "See what? I don't see anything!" "You're amazing! Why can't you see that?!"...

BAM It's just me. Feast your eyes on the great and beautiful weirdo.

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People can be annoying. I know that, you should know that. Here are things that aggravate me or things that people have done that make me sigh and question society. Enjo...

Listen to me whine like a baby and complain like a female dog.

Melody just wanted to have a normal life. Well, you don't always get what you want. Having two teen older brothers and an eight year old little sister, life can get a bi...

This is only a test. *cover by @Mikaangel2730*

bitch please.