Deadpanhumor Stories

The designer behind the Starkiller base, Pates Laylesa, has become a recluse after the events of The Force Awakens. Now a repairman on the Finalizer, she meets Matt, a n...

Being an Akadian Trooper is hard. Being a Commander is worse. After forming his own unit, "The Black Legion", Priad thought he'd finally have control over his...

Donna is an egocentric person who will stop at nothing to make the neighborhood praise her every action. But when new neighbors arrive and have information about her pas...

Haru Saito has mastered the art of not caring. Or at least, he would have-if the people around him weren't so painfully, impossibly, stupid. All he wants is a peaceful h...

Reema Pangilinan, a sixteen-year-old with an air of enigmatic personality, never expected to find herself with a scholarship to the prestigious Velmora High School. A sc...

Rain Volkov is beautiful. The kind of beautiful that ruins lives and invites love confessions from people he's never spoken to. He'd be flattered-if he could actually fe...

In a rundown pizza joint at 5:30 A.M., a sleep-deprived paranormal freelancer sits in a booth he swore he'd never return to. His client? A frantic coworker who may or ma...

He filed portal reports. Now reality won't leave him alone. Ran Mu, a perpetually unimpressed office worker, is accidentally launched into a realm of unstable magic, odd...