Waluigi: Purpose For The Mischievous.

Chapter Five.

Waluigi and Luigi both prepared for their battle. Training in their own different ways and with their own different weapons. They both did pushups, sit-ups, treadmills and etceteras. Ballyhoo appeared and made the following announcement.

"Alright folks!" "It's time for the 1st match of the carnival!" Ballyhoo said. Both Luigi and Waluigi now step on the platform with their brothers behind them. "Okay Luigi, Waluigi doesn't know this carnival is just for fun." "He a thinks it's a fight." "Finish this skinny skeleton, let's a enjoy the rest of the carnival and then we'll all go home." Mario said. "Okay." "I do it." Luigi responded. Mario pats Luigi's back and left the platform. "Just a finish him off, Waluigi." "No losing." "If you do, you suck..." Wario said. "Gee, thanks." Waluigi said with irritated sarcasm. Wario then left the platform and Ballyhoo spoke again. "Alright!" "Now, it's time for our Smash Brawl Match!" Here are the contestants!"

"On the right corner...Waluigi!" The crowd boos him heavily. But Waluigi didn't seem to mind it whatsoever. His face shows on the giant screen and the crowd boos even more loudly. Waluigi took this to his advantage. He makes a scary face and screams to scare the crowd, shutting them up. "Hehehe." "Works a every time." He said grinning. Ballyhoo then continues on. "And on the left corner...Luigi!" The crowd, Mario and the rest of the gang cheered for Luigi, Daisy blew a kiss to Luigi which made him blush. Rosalina clapped softly for Luigi, but was still caught up between her friends and Waluigi. The concern on her face for him showed it. Now both marched to the center of the battle platform and Ballyhoo got in the middle as well. "Alright gentlemen." "Have a chaotic fun time, "BUT" no cheating." "That means you, Waluigi." Ballyhoo said. "WA?" "Hey!" "Everybody cheat but Waluigi!" he said defensively. "Stop lying, Waluigi." "Everyone knows you and Wario cheat to win." "You a have to be blind not t-" Luigi was not able to finish as Waluigi interrupted him. "Blah, blah, blah." "Whatever Mr. Eyeball Big Nose!" Waluigi said as he poked Luigi's nose hard. Luigi however would have none of it and shoved Waluigi's hand out of his face. "Don't touch me!" Luigi threatened. "Why?" "You wanna piece of me, huh?" Waluigi challenged. "I'm usually a lover, not a fighter." "But when it comes to "you", Waluigi..." "...I'm willing to make any exception." Luigi said as he then suddenly punched Waluigi in the face hard, making the tall man stumble back. The crowd cheered hard for that. "GRRRRRR!" Waluigi got angry quick and ran very fast and tackled Luigi on to the ground and delivered vicious punches from left to right on Luigi's face. The crowd booed at Waluigi's actions and started throwing stuff at him. But Waluigi didn't care. He then took off Luigi's trademark hat and shoved it hard in Luigi's own mouth. "You a like that huh!?" "You a think you're better then me!?" "You think you can outshine Waluigi!?" "Huh?" "HUH!?" Waluigi ranted and yelled in Luigi's face and started chocking him while his hat was in his mouth. Then he pointed at Luigi, looking towards the crowd saying: "This is who you like?" "Really!?" "NAAA!" Waluigi belittled the people and then held one part of his nose with his finger as if he blew snot at the crowd. "Hey!" "You wanna try that again?" Luigi boasted at Waluigi. "Come on!" Waluigi said challenging Luigi. "Are you ready?" Ballyhoo asked both of them and they nodded quickly. "BRAWL!" Ballyhoo screamed. They both charged at each other, but Waluigi got the upper hand again by kicking Luigi hard almost knocking off the platform. "Not so tough now are ya?" Waluigi asked in a mocking matter. Luigi ran towards Waluigi again and kicked him in the gut. Waluigi and Luigi got in a fighting stance and Waluigi throws a punch and misses. He does it again and misses again. Luigi kicks him on the legs. It hurt real bad due to Waluigi's skinniness. But he took the pain and back kick Luigi in the chest. "Ha!" "I'm a skinny, but I'm a toughie!" Waluigi bragged. He then took out his Tennis Racket. "Time to feel a the wrath of the rack!" Waluigi threatened Luigi, pointing the racket at him. He then charged at Luigi and swung the racket at him. Luigi dodged and dodged again due to Waluigi's surprising speed. "Come on, Luigi!" Mario cheered. "Yeah, come on!" "You can do it!" Daisy shouted. "Teach that idiot a lesson!" Toad screamed. "Be careful!" Peach cheered as well. Back to the action, Waluigi was still swinging at Luigi with the racket until he finally struck him on the back. He did it again multiple times. "You remember this, Luigi?" "I used this to a beat you at the 1st Tennis Tournament." "The Star Cup, remember?" "I know you do." Waluigi said. "Yeah." "But you also lost the doubles tournament later on to me and Mario." Luigi countered. Waluigi stomped on his back. "Shut up!" "For years I've hated the fact you got everything handed to you!" "The fame, recognition, fortune...even Daisy!" "You and Mario always have your freaking noses in the air acting like you're better than everyone else!" "You even got a mansion for crying out loud!" Waluigi ranted. "Man, when will you ever let it go?" "Because that's the difference between you and me Waluigi, unlike you, I "actually earn" what I've got! Luigi retorted back. "Meanwhile you and Wario will always...steal you way to victory." Luigi finished. "GRRRRR!" "ENOUGH!" Waluigi screamed. As soon as he was about to finish it, Luigi then hit Waluigi quickly by kicking him in the crotch. "AHHH!" Waluigi screamed. Luigi then rolled out of the way and busted out the "Poltergust 5000." "Why you!" Waluigi yelled. Luigi quickly flashed Waluigi by using the Strobulb to blind him. "My eyes!" Waluigi screamed. Then Luigi sucked Waluigi's Tennis Racket inside the Poltergust, leaving Waluigi defenseless. "Hey!" "Look a who's the cheater now!" Waluigi yelled. "Turnabouts a fair play!" Luigi yelled back. He then tries to suck Waluigi in the vacuum. Waluigi runs hard with his long legs. The force of the Poltergust pulls Waluigi back with him still running. He was able to stop Luigi by doing a spinning dance move with one leg out and hits Luigi's vacuum into the air. Luigi runs and jumps in the air to kick Waluigi, but the tall purple man counters the kick by screaming at Luigi with: "WAAA!" This sends Luigi back and Luigi falls but in time grabs the ledge of the platform to hold on. "Wow!" "This is getting truly intense!" "Now let's raise the stakes a little bit!" Ballyhoo said excited. The platform then raises into the sky fast almost making both competitors fall off. They both got up and continued.

"Alright Waluigi, time for us to a finish this!" Luigi yelled. "About a time!" Waluigi said. Waluigi charges at Luigi and they both lock hands. Waluigi of course had the advantage due to his height. But Luigi slid underneath him still holding his hands and making Waluigi flip to the ground. The platform was moving all over the Mushroom Kingdom. The crowd back at the carnival saw everything on the screen. "Oh come on Waluigi!" Wario screamed. "Not a looking so good, huh Wario?" Mario asked. Wario walked up to Mario and then farted in his face causing Mario to scream muffling and being consumed by the stench and passed out. "That's a what you get!" Wario said. Suddenly DK attacks Wario. "That's what you get and you better shut up and give me my banana!" DK said yelling at a unconscious Wario. "Ow." "F-Fudge you." Wario said in pain. DK then punched him one final time to knock him out again. "Good one DK!" Diddy Kong said. "Yeah, thanks for that." Mario thanked DK. "No problem." DK said calming down. "Guys!" "Look, Luigi's winning!" Daisy said.

Waluigi was getting really angry. "LUIGI!" Waluigi screamed almost hurting Luigi's eardrums. "What's wrong, Waluigi?" "Afraid you'll lose...again?" Luigi mocked. Waluigi got so angry that he started get to soar in the air and brings out a machine on his back that he used in the Sports Mix Tournament. "Oh-no." "Not that thing." Luigi panicked. "I've a been wanting to use this on you again!" Waluigi said. Waluigi then not only shoots electricity from the machine, but also throws 4 electric balls at him. Luigi who had trouble dodging all of them, decides to bring out his Hammer from teaming with Mario on his adventures. Waluigi sends more electricity at Luigi but he counters but hitting the electricity back at Waluigi who dodges them easily soaring around the air. "Fight, fight, fight as hard as you can!" "You can't beat me, because I'm WALUIGI!" Waluigi said with evil glee. "We'll see about that skinny man!" Luigi said.

Luigi now starts using the power of Thunder that he learned long time ago. He used to disable Waluigi's machine causing Waluigi to fall with pieces of the machine falling. Waluigi falls off the platform that's still moving through the air. Luigi thinking the match was over takes a breather. Until Waluigi defies gravity and swims in the air, back on to the moving platform. Waluigi surprises Luigi by super kicking him hard almost falling off again. "Expecting the match to be over?" "TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!" Waluigi yelled more crazy then ever. "This is a gonna be a long tough fight then I thought." "Mama Mia..." Luigi said.

The final part of their battle will determine the better man. Will it be Mario's courageous brother? Or will it be Wario's underdog-like eccentric brother?