2p! Hetalia Scenarios

Dragon

2Ps react to finding a baby dragon chilling in their oven

2P!America: "Yep, you're mine now. I'm naming you Mushu."

2P!China: "Holy shit, I must be tripping."

2P!England: Panics, because he wants to feed it, but what do dragons eat.

2P!France: Opens oven. Sees dragon. Closes oven. Whatthefucks away.

2P!Russia: Takes it into the garden, gives it a blanket and some food.

2P!Italy: "Oi, if you blow on my food, will it cook faster?"

2P!Germany: Names it, raises it. The fire department hates him.

2P!Japan: "I hope there isn't dragon shit in my oven."

2P!Canada: He is the animal lord. Cares for it like a baby lizard.

2P!Romano: Drops his lasagna. Screams.

2P!Austria: "At last! An otherworldly calling! Come, my child."

2P!Prussia: Takes it in, sad when he has to release it into the wild.