2p! Hetalia Scenarios

Cat Sitting

2Ps when they are cat sitting for a day

2P!America: *cat hisses at him* ... *he hisses back*

2P!China: *cuddling the cat* I love you forever you are my sunshine *cat struggling to escape his arms*

2P!England: *ties a pretty pink bow onto the cat's tail* You are so precious ≧◡≦

2P!France: *cat meowing at him* Fuck off

2P!Russia: I am not fond of all this cat hair on my furniture

2P!Italy: *cat scratches him once* y o u f u c k i n g s p a w n o f s a t a n

2P!Germany: this is so boring, it doesn't even play fetch what the heck

2P!Japan: *pets it once* That is all the affection you are being graced with from me today *five minutes later* Come back I was not finished with you yet

2P!Canada: *absentmindedly pets it while watching tv*

2P!Romano: *holds it up like Simba* Fabulous Flavio's taking care of you today !! (▰˘◡˘▰)

2P!Austria: Ah yes, a black cat, now all I need is a broomstick

2P!Prussia: "Hello, police? I accidentally stepped on my cat's foot and need to be arrested"