2p! Hetalia Scenarios

Smash Ultimate

2Ps playing Smash Ultimate and characters they use

2P!America: Palutena main. He isn't great but honestly? She's a bad bitch and he always points this out. 100% spams the pole dancing taunt while edge guarding.

2P!China: He's a disaster. He'll pick a random fighter because he knows he's fucked no matter what. Absolutely in it for a laugh. Sings 'Free Fallin' whenever he inevitably falls off the edge.

2P!England: Jigglypuff main. Doesn't actually know what he's doing, but he thinks they're cute and manages to get in kills by accidentally falling asleep on people. More interested in the stage designs and music than the game-play.

2P!France: Plays as Isabelle. Only Isabelle. You will suffer.

2P!Russia: It took him ages to get the controls right, but he's a strong contender. Literally only plays as Fire Emblem characters, except for Ike and Chrom because fuck those recoveries. Still prone to running off the edge.

2P!Italy: He's one of those dickhead Marth mains who patronizes people by telling them about his tipping attacks, yet never actually uses the tipping attacks.

2P!Germany: Oh, he'll either play heavyweights or Peach. There's no in-between. He's pretty good with Peach, but he loves Bowser's and King K Rool's belly-flop attacks too much to main her. Spends half of each match taunting.

2P!Japan: Sheik main, dabbles with Robin and Olimar occasionally. Unless you're really skilled technically, he'll probably kick your arse. He's difficult to read, too, so have fun with that.

2P!Canada: Technology is not his friend. He thought Snake seemed pretty badass, but kept blowing himself up with his rocket launcher and accidentally hiding in his box. 90% of the time he asks, "Oh shit, where'd I go?"

2P!Romano: Started off as ZS Samus, failed miserably. He then asked the person he played with, "Okay, who does this bitch hate?" He has aggressively played as Ridley ever since.

2P!Austria: His main is Bayonetta for the a e s t h e t i c, literally spams B and side smash. He initially tried to play as Robin but couldn't be arsed with the combos.

2P!Prussia: He'll usually pick Shulk or the Ice Climbers. Yeah, Gil's sweet and all, but he'll show no mercy when playing. Amazing technique. If you're struggling with controls and combos, he'll always stop to help you.