2p! Hetalia Scenarios

Dating Advice

2P: *Gets asked for help with a date*

2P!America: Huh? You want my help? I-I mean, of course you want my help! Listen bro, just be at the place five minutes early and don't take them to some shithole restaurant- In other words, no fuckin' place that serves meat, got it? *lowers sunglasses and grins*

2P!China: Wait, you got a date? *pouts* Lucky... er, I mean, hey, we should go on a double date! *pauses* Uh, not that I have a date... yet! And we could go somewhere fun, like a carnival or something. Girls love Ferris wheels, don't they? *smooth chuckle, lights up pipe*

2P!England: Oh goodness, first of all, congratulations, my boy! I am glad you have finally found yourself someone nice~ Anyhoo, I suggest you give them compliments on anything you like about them, such as their pretty eyes or hair, because we all know they'll look lovely! Also, don't forget to bring flowers and smile for them!~ *grins as an example*

2P!France: *grimaces* Uh, I dunno man, I don't do dates...

2P!Russia: *somber look* My apologies... I suggest you ask someone like Luciano about this... I am no good with relationships or dating... However, I wish you the best of luck.

2P!Italy: *sly smile* No worries dear, you've come to the right place~ Forging relationships is my specialty. Oh... what's that? You really like this person? *chuckles* I see. Then, I suggest you treat them as the gentleman that I know you are. Make eye contact, smile at them, listen to what they're saying and be polite, never forget to open doors or pull out chairs for them! You hear me? Oh, and be charming. I know you can do it. Only make jokes when it's appropriate and be sure to do things that'll make them swoon, such as placing a strand of hair behind their ear~

2P!Germany: *laughs* Just be yourself, man! You can be funny and they probably knows this. Pff, don't even be nervous. You got this cadet. *salutes*

2P!Japan: *sighs* How would I know? You should just be glad they even said yes...

2P!Canada: Uhhh, I don't know? Tell them they're cute...?

2P!Romano: *gasp* nO WAY?! OMFG, MY DARLING IS GROWING UP!~ Come, we must decide on what you're going to wear! A shopping trip sounds good, does it not? Of course it does! You could use some new clothes anyway. *flips scarf* Don't worry, Flavio's got you covered~ Now, let's decide on what tie color goes well with your eyes...

2P!Austria: ohohohoho, why of course you've come to the beautiful me for assistance~ I am stunning in everything I do and I am glad you've come to realize this, lad! Now, it is time for you to see the true Austrian charm at work~ Let us go for a social outing and you can watch how I handle the ladies, yes? Be sure to take notes, oho!

2P!Prussia: Er, w-what? You're asking me...? *squirms* I-I'm not exactly comfortable with this... and I've never been on a date before... *blushes* I'm sorry, I don't think I would be of much help... you should talk to my brother about this, girls seem to like him. But if you really want my opinion, um... tell them they have a great smile, because I'm sure they do, right?