✍Day #53: M o r e S c h o o l puns
✁ Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle?
✎ Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
✁Why is 6 afraid of 7?
✎ Because 7 8 9
✁ What is a chalkboard's favorite drink?
✎ hot chalk-olate!
✁ What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
✎ SWAG
✁ What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
✎Dam!
✁ How does a math professor propose to his fiancée?
✎ With a polynomial ring!
✁ What's the longest word in the dictionary?
✎ Rubber-band -- because it streches.
✁ If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
✎ H2O cubed.
✁ How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature?
✎ Romeostasis
✁ Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?
✎ Because he was a paleontologist.
✁ What is the most erotic number?
✎ 2110593!
✁ Why?
✎ When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
✁ What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
✎ The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin.
✁ What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?
✎ Mobius Dick.
✁ How do you call the largest accumulation point of poles?
✎ Warsaw!
✁ What do you call a music teacher with problems?
✎ a trebled man.
✁ How did the Janitor Die?
✎ HE Kicked the bucket
✁ Did you hear they're changing the flooring in daycare centers?
✎ They're calling it infant-tile!
✁ What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?
✎ 2 Fast 2 Curious
✁ Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
✎ To reach the high notes.
✁ What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
✎ The Nucleus
✁ Why did the two 4's skip lunch?
✎ They already 8 (ate).
✁ Name a bus you can never enter?
✎A syllabus
✁ What did the mathematician's parrot say?
✎ A poly "no meal"
✁ Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
✎ Because it's basic material.
✁ If H20 is water what is H204?
✎Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .
✁ What did one math book say to the other?
✎ Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]
