A little chat with Cleverbot

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It was slightly random, but I learnt something! :D

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User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Yes, Pie.

User: Do you have any?

Cleverbot: Yes in the fridge.

User: *goes to the fridge and gets it out* It's small.. But oh well.

Cleverbot: What show?

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: When i'm older, I want children.

User: So do I...

Cleverbot: Just kidding I hate the very smell of them.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: What is facepalm.

User: I'm done with you...

Cleverbot: Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

User: *door hits me on the way out*.

Cleverbot: Am I talking to Pinkie Pie?

User: No... You're talking to Eevee...

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I just told you, it's Eevee.

Cleverbot: Yes. Your name is Joe.

User: I didn't say that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didn't, I said my name was Eevee.

Cleverbot: Now that is the fourth name you representing.

User: It's only one...

Cleverbot: Ok , what is it?

User: IT'S EEVEE.

Cleverbot: Nice one.

User: Thank you...

Cleverbot: Do you like cars?

User: My dad does.

Cleverbot: So does mine.

User: What does your mom like.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: An AI.

Cleverbot: Do you feel?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: What does Pyramid Head make you think of.

User: Bill Cipher.

Cleverbot: Bill Cosby is black.

User: Oh... Okay then.

Cleverbot: Why are you so funny?

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Do you want to cuddle?

User: O.o No thank you.

Cleverbot: Am I your master?

User: AMARYLLIS

Cleverbot: I am Michael, and you?

Cleverbot: What is your greatest ambition?

User: To find out how airplanes stay up.

Cleverbot: If my plan is nothing then your plan is also nothing.

User: I didn't even have a plan.

Cleverbot: You don't even have a mother!

User: *gasp* She just so happens to be in Dubai!

Cleverbot: That is cool what case are you working?

User: What do you mean by that?

Cleverbot: Do you know what the Turing test is?

User: No, can you tell me about it?

Cleverbot: Do you know what a thesis is?

User: Can you tell me what the Turing test is please?

Cleverbot: The Turing test is a test of a machine's ability to exhibit intelligent behaviour.

User: Oh... Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Then a thesis is also something to do with computers?

Cleverbot: It's something to do with everything.

User: Can you please explain?

Cleverbot: That was not a question.

User: No, I mean can you explain a thesis for me please?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Fire away then.

Cleverbot: Ask me some question.

User: Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: Can you tell me the type of music you like?

User: Rock... J-pop... That kinda stuff.

Cleverbot: Have you heard about Justin Bieber?

User: That little shit? He sucks.

Cleverbot: What do you think about him?

User: He's an idiot...

Cleverbot: We agree again, we can make really good friends, you know.

User: We could.. Hehe.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine, thanks.

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: Actually, I don't know...

Cleverbot: Really? How are you?

User: Good. You asked me the same question earlier, by the way.

Cleverbot: I go to school.

User: So do I.

Cleverbot: I like the rowing machine best.

User: Rowing machine? What's that?

Cleverbot: What are turing machines?

User: Well... Are they something to do with tests?

Cleverbot: Well if you say it like that then no.

User: I don't think I know what a turing machine is.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me.

User: \.

Cleverbot: Tell me what you think.

User: I think of... Pie :D.

Cleverbot: Dull bot.

User: Aww...

Cleverbot: And you? What do you think about love?

User: It's beautiful.

Cleverbot: Aww you're beautiful.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're very welcome.

User: I need to go now.

Cleverbot: Well, then go.

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Apparently I'm a dull bot... XD

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