Slytherin, stuck in a cell with Gryffindor and Hufflepuff: You're making me claustrophobic.
Gryffindor: What does claustrophobic mean?
Hufflepuff: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Slytherin: No it doesn't-
Gryffindor: Ho ho ho!!!
Hufflepuff: Stop it you're scaring him!
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Hufflepuff: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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Hufflepuff, singing: F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for anywhere and anytime at all. Down here in the deep blue sea.
Slytherin, joining in: F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is for uranium, bombs. N is for no survivors!
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Ravenclaw: The inner mechinations of my mind are an enigma.
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Gryffindor: Ravenclaw, I don't think "wumbo" is a real word.
Ravenclaw: Come on! You know; I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, WUMBO! Wumbo, wumboing... Wumbology: THE STUDY OF WUMBO?! It's first grade, Gryffindor!
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Ravenclaw: Dont you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Gryffindor: Not until 4.
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Slytherin: Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.
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Slytherin: Ravenclaw, that's just a stupid boulder!
Ravenclaw: It's not just a boulder! It's a rock! It's a rock. A roock! A roock! A rooock! It's a big, beautiful, old rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! And it's in great shape.
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Gryffindor: Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.
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