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Oh boy....
Since this is a lot, it will be a three part dare. It will still count as three separate dares. I will post this picture in every chapter but it will only feature the dare being done in that chapter. For example:
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Okay let's start shall we?
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Me: *sleeping*
Magnus: *comes in with a bucket of water and pours the water on me* WAKE UP MY LOVE!!! ITS DARE TIME!!!
Me: *wakes up in shock* WHAT THE FUCK? MAGNUS I'M SUPPOSE TO DO THAT TO YOU! NOT VICE VERSA! Wait....*glares at husband* what time is it?
Magnus: *with a stupid/evil grin on his face* 3am.
Me: ....WHAT!!!
Magnus: What's your pronouns today by the way?
Me: *ready to punch Magnus in the face with Undead Snare* he and him. You know what? *gets out of bed* let's get this over with.
Me: *gets up, walks to closet, pulls out a pink T-shirt, green skinny jeans, pink high tops, green socks, and a pink and green striped headband*
Me: *goes to bathroom and changes*
Me: *comes out*
Magnus: ... What's with the headband?I thought you were male today.
Me: I AM MALE. JUST BECAUSE I'M MALE DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T WEAR A HEADBAND!
Magnus: ...
Me: *looks at phone* Its 3:05am. I'm going back to sleep. I'll see you at breakfast *collapses on bed*
3 HOURS AND 55 MINUTES LATER...
Me: *gets up and looks at phone* 7am. Okay. Let's get this over with.
Me: *walks into Café 19 and sees only Magnus, Mallory, Halfborn and TJ*
Mallory: *sees me* Morning Alex. Pronouns?
Me: *walks up to Mallory, bends down, kisses her, counts to five and lets go* He and him today.
Mallory: *blushes* Oh. O-okay. That was....nice *blushes some more*
Halfborn: *stands up* WHAT THE FUCK FIERRO GO KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND! NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
Me: Can't *stands on tippy toes, kisses Halfborn, counts to five, lets go and giggles* Your beard tickles my mouth.
Halfborn: *blushes but its hard to tell* Fierro.....wow. Just....wow.
Me: *smiles and walks up to TJ* Hey Jefferson....
TJ: *sweats* H-hey Al-Alex. Look, about what happened with Magnus and I--
Me: *bends down, grabs his face, kisses him, counts to five and lets go*
TJ: *blushes*Alex....that was....holy shiz.
Magnus: ... Why is everyone saying wow and stuff?
Halfborn: Magnus....he's good.
TJ: Really good.
Mallory: Amazing.
Me: *glares at Magnus*
Magnus: *sweats* H-hey my Terrifying Dra-dragon...
Me: *walks out*
Magnus: ALEX!! *gets up and runs after me*
Me: *keeps walking and sees Blitzen and Hearthstone walking to Café 19* Hey guys. My pronouns are he and him.
Magnus: *sees me and runs to me* ALEX! Oh hey Hearth, Blitz.
Blitzen: Hey Alex! Good to know.
Hearthstone: *signing* Hello Alex.
Me: Cool. *kisses Blitz, counts to five and lets go*
Hearth: ..... Alex why are you kissing my boyfriend?
Blitz: *blushes* Alex.....what the Helheim was that?
Me: *smiles* A kiss. Why?
Blitz: *blushes* Nothing.
Magnus: ...
Me: *kisses Hearth, counts to five and lets go*
Hearth: *blushes* Alex....oh my.
Magnus: WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KEEP BLUSHING EVERYTIME ALEX KISSES THEM???!?!??!!?
Blitz: What? He's a good kisser.
Hearth: Agree.
Me: See you later. *glares at Magnus and waves goodbye at Blitz and Hearth*
Magnus: YOU FORGOT MOIIIIIII!!!!!
Me: *turns around* I guess you're still part of floor nineteen. *kisses Magnus, counts to five and lets go* NOW FUCK OFF YOU CHEATER!!
Me: *goes to room, makes some pottery, throws it and cries*
