Joy: And TODAY,WE HAVE THE SMUG, THE SARCASTIC, RHYSAND'S DRAGON TWIN AND GLORY'S BODYGUARD WITH BENEFITS,
Joy: DEATHBRINGER!!!
Deathbringer: Hello.
Joy: You know the word assassin has the word a$s in it twice but it also has the word sass and sin too?
Deathbringer:....I really love the word assassin.
Joy: Yes, inventing it was the best thing Shakespeare ever did.
Joy: Hey Deathbringer in latsss you were having a conversation with Apple and Rin talking about Joy rebelling against your wishes. What did you mean by that?
Deathbringer: Well OBVIOUSLY Joy has done many things against mine and Glory's wishes. Sneaking out, meeting with Kelp during the night, secretly killing a dozen dragons, etc. That's what I meant.
Joy: Only a dozen? You underestimate me.
Deathbringer: Where are you keeping the bodies?
Joy: Satan's letting me hide them in his summer camp.
Deathbringer: Well that's convenient.
Joy: What do you think of Glory, please be very specific.
Deathbringer: I think.....Three MOONS where do I even begin? Glory.... She's GORGEOUS, for one thing, and smart, and hilarious, and a great leader, and she's loyal and determined, and sarcastic and fascinating and beautiful and stubborn af, and awesome and a badass and I'm totally in love with her.
Joy: HAIL THE OTP OF GLORYBRINGER!!
Joy: What do you think of Joy's squad?
Deathbringer: I am insanely proud
Joy: Deathbringer, TEACH ME TO FIGHT LIKE YOU. There are several requests like this one.
Deathbringer: Give me a date and a time and I'll train all of you.
Joy: Sweet.
Joy: So Deathbringer, I may be a IceWing and IceWings and NightWings have a long history, but can you take me as an apprentice? I want to assassinate anyone who messes with me and my love!
Deathbringer: Just for that reasoning, You are my new apprentice.
Joy: Who was your father?
Deathbringer: I dunno.
Joy: Really?
Deathbringer: Yeah. Quickstrike never told me anything about him.
Joy: What is your favorite ship besides Glorybringer?
Deathbringer: Hmmmm- Moonbli.
Joy: Why?
Deathbringer: Cause it pisses off Winter, duh.
Joy: Who do you hate the most?
Deathbringer: Blister.
Joy: Who is your favorite queen besides Glory??????
Deathbringer: Thorn. She's great.
Joy: Do you like Morrowseer?
Deathbringer: HELL. NO!
Joy: Also a comment: YOU'RE AMAZING
Deathbringer: I know.
Joy: What would you think of Ander if she killed prickle by roasting him like a pig?
Deathbringer:....I just might upgrade her to my favorite grandchild.
Joy: Well she did that.
Deathbringer: She fits right in the family, doesn't she?
YOU ARE READING
Joy Squad
RomanceI've seen so many ship armies for WOF that I figured..... Why not make an Army for Joy? If you don't know who she is, check out my other books and then sign up. Credit to @Zana_Zoola14 for the awesome cover! :)
