Joy Squad

Kelp's Interview

Joy: SUP ME SQUADRON! 

Kelp: So....Why am I here again?

Joy: Because I told my squad that we could interview you, and they've sent in questions that they want us to answer!

Kelp: And I agreed to this why?

Joy: Because you love me.

Kelp: For some bizarre reason, Yes.

Joy: Oh shut up.

Kelp: Can't be silent if I'm supposed to answer questions. 

Joy: Fair point. Okay, question 1 is from General Firestorm. "Kelp, how do you feel about Joy's Squad?"

Kelp: Um, a bit concerned, honestly. And it's another reason for me to never piss her off. But, other then that, I think it's kinda cool.

Joy: Awesome. Next question. Sergeant Rayvee wants to know what our thoughts on the Lost Continent are. 

Kelp: I think it will be interesting to meet new dragons tribes and to see how they run things.

Joy: And how The DOD and Jade Winglet will react to everything.

Kelp: But there BETTER BE SOME RIPNAMI AND GLORYBRINGER.

Joy: ESPECIALLY GLORYBRINGER!

Kelp: Cleril, I think we can survive for now, but I wouldn't mind more of it. 

Joy: And we need Sunkat confirmation.

Kelp: That too. Anyways! I'm looking forward to book 11.

Joy: Me too. Next couple of questions are from Lieutenant Queen. "Kelp, what's it like with Joy as a spouse?"

Kelp: It's......interesting. Never boring, that's for sure. Sometimes she goes a little crazy, but I don't mind. I love being married to Joy because I love her.

Joy: Three moons, you're adorable. Um, next is "What would you do if Macaw randomly showed up while you and your kids were home?"

Kelp: OOOoooo, Good Question.

Joy: Well, I'd hand everyone a weapon and say whoever kills him first wins!

Kelp: You'd murder Macaw in front of our dragonets?

Joy: ....Yeah. Wouldn't you?

Kelp: I mean, if he gave me a reason to......

Joy: And if he didn't?

Kelp: Then I'd probably beat him up and give some explanation.

Joy: Oh! Or we could get our dragonets to kill him.

Kelp:.....Joy, no....

Joy: Next! "What do you guys think of your friend's ships?"

Kelp: Airflyer ALL THE WAY.

Joy: 100%. They are perfect for each other. 

Kelp: Ship it like Fedex.

Joy: Same with Pearkeeper. I am a big fan.

Kelp: Especially since Rainkeeper beat up Pear's father. That was beautiful.

Joy: Geysershell, I could take or leave.

Kelp: Nope. I don't like it.

Joy: Because it's Seashell?

Kelp: Well, that, and because Geyser tells horrible jokes.

Joy: Harsh.

Kelp: Oh shush. What about Qinterwatcher?

Joy: SHIP IT.