Hi! I'm Sam, but you can call me Lauren cause everybody around here does :)
She/her, bi-curious
LGBTQIAP+ supporter and 2nd amendment supporter take it or leave it

I would say my profile is family friendly but I swear a shit ton so it's probably not.
Published in Short Fiction Break and Blue Morpho Review online literary magazines!

Spanish Version of JALGFY can be found on @Josuesito23
Persian version of 36 Questions of Destiel can be found on @yaldakzm

Roses are red and pretty ablaze,
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a little hell to raise

How to write fanfiction:
1. Open a document
2. Leave all your morals behind and sin.

Live your life so that Professor McGonagall would be both proud and exasperated by you.

If the government really is spying on my internet usage, I hope they like gay fanfiction because that's what they're getting.

When life gives you lemons, turn into Amren and kill that bitch.

"Never send a princess to do a demon's job" -Luci
"You can have my gun, but you'll take my book when you pry my cold, dead, fingers off of the binding." -Stephen King
"I Don't Want Cassian to Know I'm Reading Smut" -ACOFAS
"The adventures I enjoy are usually of the literary nature." -Henry Winchester
"LaurenABlack is the 10th lord and savior" -@Generalliam0529
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music." -George Carlin
"We are bound only by the limits of our imagination and maple syrup." -Misha Collins.
"It's all moonshine and rainbows" -John Green

LOVE IS LOVE AND LOVE IS MEANT TO BE SHIPPED!
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Fandoms:
Supernatural
Unus Annus
Wings of Fire
ACOTAR
Throne of Glass
Good Omens
Red, White, and Royal Blue
Harry Potter
Umbrella Academy
Starkid
AHS
Sander Sides
Stranger Things
Vicious
Lucifer
This is Us
Disenchantment
HTGAWM
Helluva Boss
Hazbin Hotel
Ouran High School Host Club
Divergent
Glee
Castlevania
Lorien Legacies
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