Roses are red and pretty ablaze,
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a little hell to raise

How to write fanfiction:
1. Open a document
2. Leave all your morals behind and sin.

Live your life so that Professor McGonagall would be both proud and exasperated by you.

If the government really is spying on my internet usage, I hope they like gay fanfiction because that's what they're getting.

When life gives you lemons, turn into Amren and kill that bitch.

"Never send a princess to do a demon's job" -Luci
"You can have my gun, but you'll take my book when you pry my cold, dead, fingers off of the binding." -Stephen King
"I Don't Want Cassian to Know I'm Reading Smut" -ACOFAS
"The adventures I enjoy are usually of the literary nature." -Henry Winchester
"I want to live in a world where the word normal is an insult." -Misha Collins
"LaurenABlack is the 10th lord and savior" -@Generalliam0529
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music." -George Carlin
"We are bound only by the limits of our imagination and maple syrup." -Misha Collins.

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Fandoms:
SPN
Harry Potter
WOF
Divergent
ACOTAR
Riverdale
HTGAWM
Stranger Things
Lorien Legacies
Glee
Castlevania
Throne of Glass
Good Omens
Starkid
Lucifer
Sander Sides

Ships
WOF:
Glorybringer
Ripnami
Starspeaker
Cleril
Turtlejou
Qinterwatcher
Blicket
Luntail
Anemarin
Clifflet
Sunkat
Fathindigo
Willldew
Thoughtout

STRANGER THINGS:
Mileven
Jancy
Max X Lucas
Jopper
Dustin X Suzie

DIVERGENT:
Fourtris
Willstina
Mariah

HP:
Hinny
Dramione
Nuna
Remadora
Wolfstar
Jily
Scorose
Teddy X Victorie

LUCIFER:
Deckerstar

GLEE:
Finchel
Klaine

ACOTAR:
Feysand
Elazriel
Vamren
Nessian

SPN:
Destiel
Sabriel
Michifer
Jarlie

HTGAWM:
Coliver
Flaurel

OTHER:
Ineffable Husbands
Prinxiety
Lisa X Nelson
Larl
Mossler
Navrina

Gender doesn't matter- I'll still ship you.
CHECK OUT THE LINK, MY OC HAS A WIKI PAGE
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