Her Bullshit (Urban Lesbian Story)

Date night

"Can you atleast wear what i picked out", Zeke asked.

"Man hell no, you aint finna have me walking around like who did it and why". He must be crazy if he think imma wear what he picked out.

"Its not even that bad", he said. I gave him a "Nigga please" look. This fool picked out a brown tube top, some khaki high wasted shorts and some timbs.

"WHO WEARS TIMBS IN THE SUMMER, MY FEET GON BE BAKING, SMELLIN LIKE SHRIMP FRIED RICE", I yelled at him. He started cracking up.

"Fuck is so funny Ezekiel", I said. Now my brother hates his name always had so when i said his name that immediately shut his ass up. "HAHAHA AINT FUNNY NOW HUH", I yelled at him again. I continued looking through my closet for something to find when the doorbell rung.

"Zeke get the door".

"Why i gotta get it im tryna look good for the gram".

"Nigga go get the damn door i'm lookin for clothes". He groaned but got up to go get the door and threw his phone on my bed. As soon as he walked out I looked at his phone and ran to it.

"Hehehe fuck you lil d'ck nigga", i was thinking to myself. I saw that his phone was unlocked and he just snapped a picture of him smiling doing the lightskin face. Imma put a caption of my own.

Http.thisDick: Mmmm 😏 hey you hot fellas out there. I like it rough and in the booty. So if you want me to suck your huge d'ck and for you to stick it in my ass DM me. 😮🍆😏.

I couldn't contain my laughter when I posted it. I was on the bed in full force tears as the comments started rolling in. AND THIS NIGGA GOT LIKE 10 DM'S. I was just laughing like hell when I heard something break. I sat up quick, jumped of my bed and ran down stairs. Lord Behold some crazy chick tryna fight my brother. Tf.

I ran towards them and knocked her ass down. "Hoe who is you and why you here", I semi-yelled.

"YOU FUCKIN HER TOO ZEKE", she yelled.

Fuckin who. This nigga ain't fuckin me.

"Tisha calm the hell down this my sister yo", he said to the chick. She looked at me like she ain't believe us. So of course since she thought we was lying this crazy bish tried to lung at me. KEY WORD: TRIED. Before she could even touch me, I punched her straight in the mouth.

"DAMNNNNN WORLDSTAR, POPPINMEDIA, VINE, INSTAGRAM, MYSPACE, YAHOOOOO", We all looked at the door to see my favorite cousin Izzy. This girl crazy af yo.

"How you get in her Iz", Zeke asked her.

"Well i was about to knock but then i was bruh, bump that, Im from Detroit and I'm blood if I wanna walk in here and steal y'all damn toilet paper. IMMA WALK IN THIS BISH AND STEAL YALL DAMN TOILET PAPER.", She yelled. I just started crackin up this girl made absolutely no sense.

"But before i could steal anything I see nell over here knockin basic bitches down", she said.

"I AINT BASIC HOE", Tisha yelled at izzy. WRONG THING TO DO.

She stopped laughing and looked at Tisha like she lost her cotton picking mind. "Unlike shanell I'll shoot you in the ass. 1 gun , 1 bullet, all day, everyday".

Oh lord she den got her started. 😂😂

"Take a nap, wake up, go back to sleep, 1 pillow, no pillowcase, YOU READY GO NIGHT NIGHT NIGGA. YOU READY GO NIGHT NIGHT, EVERYONE GO NIGHT NIGHT NIGGA", She yelled. Me and zeke were on the floor in full force hysterics.

"NOW GET YO BASIC P*SSY ASS OUT MY COUSIN'S HOUSE THOT",she fired. Tisha got up from the floor walking out mumbling cuss words and walking out the door slamming it.