"I guess we'll just have to be screwed up together."
Evelyn Woods is a 17 year old girl on the verge of being forced to go to rehab. When she meets a boy named Gustav, what happens when she realizes there's someone worse off than her?
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Okay everybody, here it is :) Some of these answers may not be completely factual when it comes to real life but in this story they are. YEET
Me: Alright, Peep there's a couple questions here for you so we're just gonna start, okay?
Peep: "...Who are you?"
Me: "The author."
Peep: "What the fuck? Author of what?"
Me: "The book you're in.. You didn't know?"
Peep: "I'M IN A BOOK?!" *existential crisis*
Me: "Okay moving on. You can have your mental breakdown after I ask you some reader questions."
Peep: Oh God *groans*
•••• (y'all just imagine me bein this fly ass interviewer like dis some real life chit)
Peep, what is your opinion of Evelyn, and how do you feel about her?
"Ah, I just met her, ya know? So like.. There's not a whole lot I can really say other than she's really the most interesting person my life and I have met some crazy fuckin' people.. She's great. I enjoy my time with her and.. yeah. Oh and—her eyes. They're like this crazy cool shade of green, ah, you should just see them."
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Is that it?
"Well, no—"
Okay. Next, what do you prefer best, Xanax or Weed?
"Ah, man. That's a tough question. Clearly Xanax is kind of my thing, but I'd buy weed before I'd buy Xanax—straight up."
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(check out the difference between when he's "talking about evelyn" and when he's not... 😏)
Okay thank you. Would you mind sending Bexey in here?
