Thoughts of a Hufflepuff

LADIES! IF A GUY PULLS THIS ON YOU, RUN!!

Okay, so this isn't all that serious, but I have made up the absolute WORST pickup line ever!

If someone says something like this to you, RUN OR GET THE POCKET KNIFE!!

so what's the horrible pickup line I made up?

Well, I'm not sure if I should say....it's horribly inappropriate, like BAD INAPPROPRIATE

alright fine.

*gulp*

Okay, so

"Are your legs made of butter? Cuz I like seeing em SPREAD"

AGH WHERES THE MUDDAPHUCKIN HOLY WATER?!!!!!

I SWEAR I NEED TO BE SENT TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL OR SOMETHING

just, gimme some bleach or somethin, so I can forget.

I'm so sorry God, I have sinned, BADLY.

Why am I still talking? 

I should've put this on Valentines Day but who phuckin cares right?

Yeah, ok.