What's Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1
Don't trust those trees over there
They look a little shady
What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I need to give these two a lift
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel
What does Batman like to put in his drink?
Just ice
Mountains aren't just funny
They're hill areas
I DARE YOU TO OUT-DAD MY DAD JOKES LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
P.S, I gave away all my dead batteries, free of charge.
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Thoughts of a Hufflepuff
Randomso I'm doing this random thing with my thoughts, rants, and stupid jokes, sooooooo... Enjoy? ** WARNING! Contains LOTS of profanity and other annoying sh!t**
