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juuls ft. jack the vape god grazer

okay this is a joke if i get shit because of this im taking it down

its a saturday night finn invited me over jacks house for a sleepover. i thought why not having a sleepover with your best friends is a fun time. key word, i thought.

i walked to jacks house around like 5pm. his mom let me in and finn and jack were upstairs in his room playing mario kart.

i joined they sighed though, cause they knew damn well i will beat their asses.

after me winning mario kart like 400 times. jack turns off the wii and sits in the chair across from finn and i.

"so i got a juul"

finn and i look at each other with concerned faces. i didnt want to say anything first so finn spoke up.
"jack what the fuck why did you get a juul you literally cough and choke when you breathe oxygen what makes you think you can be a vape god"

i wanted to laugh honestly. its so funny because finn and i didnt expect jack trying to be a vape god. during the summer we tried a juul together but we both didnt like it. we hated the "buzz", we didnt understand why all the teens hyped it up.

jack took it out and walked out of the room. he walked back in and said, "y/n, finn are you guys just gonna stay there or what come with me you shits"

jack made us go in his bathroom sit in a circle. its midnight and jack was having a coughing fit everytime he hit his juul which made finn and I giggle.

finn took the juul out of his hand.
"jack stop you are going to wake your mom up and she can come up here any minute. its obvious you cant juul and you never will be you little bit-"

  jack grabbed the juul out of finns hand right before he was about to take a hit "shut the fuck up finn im not a little bitch, you are ..alright guys i wont cough this time im not a pussy"

he didnt cough, but he did take a pussy hit.

finn took the juul out of his hand and starts sucking it with his dear life. my eyes widened. finn is a vape god. he did a ghost and Os with out messing up. jack and i jaws dropped.

jack took the juul away from him and put it  to charge "holy shit finn how did you learn to do that, maybe i am a little bitch"

finn looked up at him and started laughing "ive been a vape god since the age of 3"

jack brought himself back to reality and started to argue with finn.

"alright finn give me the juul i want to hit it"
"one more hit jack come on"
"no give me my god damn juul"
"let me hit it one more time jesus you dont even inhale you pussy"
"shut the fuck up its mine give it back"

this went on for a two minutes until i started to get annoyed. i took the juul and put it over the toilet
"guys shut the fuck up or i will flush the god damn cancer stick"

man, their mouths closed so quick.

i put the juul on the sink "ok first things first, finn what the fuck i thought you didnt like juuling and jack you really need to sell this i dont want you doing this shit you clumsy self is  going to choke one day on this"

"y/n everything is not what it seems"

"dont quote wizards of waverly place on me right now you lied to me"

"y/n i dont have to tell you everything abo-"

jacks mom came info the bathroom. oh no. she saw the juul. she pulled jack out by his ear. finn and i ran out grabbed our stuff and ran out of his house. last thing we saw was jack sobbing with hand prints on his cheeks.

i begin walking back to my house, hoping finn wont follow me because of how pissed i am at him right now. 

"y/n wait please i have no where to go"

i turned around
"how come you didnt tell me you were a vape god huh?"

finn froze for a second. it was taking it him a while to respond
"because i didnt want you to think i was fucking up my life y/n"

"i would never think that finn." i smiled "honestly i think you being a vape god makes you ten times gayer but thats alright"

he laughed and we hugged it out.
"im coming over because i dont feel like getting yelled at by jacks mom"

"thats alright just dont vape on my frozen pizza we will be making when we get there😐"