Which was "THE MOST AMAZED AT MY GENIUS I'VE EVER BEEN" btw
lol i realize now that i could've said "impressed myself" instead of "amazed at my genius"
I JUST CREATED THE MOST ADORABLE ANGSTY METAPHOR
AND IT WASN'T EVEN INTENTIONAL
My little brother came to me and showed me that rock beats paper by tearing a hole through the paper with the rock, so I had to explain to him how paper beats rock.
And I said:
"See, the idea about paper beating rock is that the paper wraps itself around the rock. That way, the rock deals less damage when thrown."
Man I love metaphors
They're my favorite figure of speech or whatever it's called
I actually do speak in metaphors when I mean to be subtle in a serious conversation
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Eternal Mental Cringe
RandomSequel to Enter With Caution Again, don't say I didn't warn you.
