15 ⊳ GROUP CHAT

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FELICITY
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❝THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.❞

'CHAIRHANDLER'CHANDLER RIGGS

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'CHAIRHANDLER'
CHANDLER RIGGS

MYA
chandlerrrrr
chairhandlerrr
cHaNDlErrRRr
ChAirHaNDleRrRR
CHANDLER
CHAIRHANDLER
HELLLOOOOO
IDIOT
ANSWER ME HOE
STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND ANSWER ME
IDIOT CHANDLER
CHANDLER IDIOT
CHAN IDIOT
IDIOT CHAN
OMG CHAN IS LIKE CHICKEN
IDIOT CHICKEN
CHICKEN IDIOT
OH MY GOD CHICKEN IDIOT AHAHA
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FILM
CHICKEN IDIOT ANSWER ME

CHAIRHANDLER:
...
are you drunk?

MYA
no, idiot.
i just got bored waiting for your dumb ass
and then that happened

CHAIRHANDLER
YOU SAID THAT CHAN IS LIKE CHICKEN ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU'RE FULLY SOBER

MYA
YES I'M FULLY SOBER AND I STILL STICK BY MY POINT
THE FIRST TWO LETTERS ARE THE SAME SO THEREFORE THEY'RE ALIKE

CHAIRHANDLER
nO THEY'RE NOT??

MYA

CHAIRHANDLERKERMIT MEMES AREN'T GOING TO CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU SAID CHAN IS LIKE CHICKEN WHEN IT'S NOT??

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CHAIRHANDLER
KERMIT MEMES AREN'T GOING TO CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU SAID CHAN IS LIKE CHICKEN WHEN IT'S NOT??

MYA

CHAIRHANDLERlmao what intelligence

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CHAIRHANDLER
lmao what intelligence

MYA
eXcUsE mE

CHAIRHANDLER
anyways why did you spam me so much earlier??
it sounded urgent??

MYA
nO NO NO NO NO NO NO
DO NOT TRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT
wHAT DO YOU MEAN "what intelligence"

CHAIRHANDLER
this is you:

MYAokay yeah that's truebUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I'M NOT INTELLIGENT

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MYA
okay yeah that's true
bUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I'M NOT INTELLIGENT

CHAIRHANDLER
something that you should've learnt on gmw:
the statue of liberty

MYA
fuck

CHAIRHANDLER
the statue of liberty was a gift of friendship from...

MYA
kathy

CHAIRHANDLER
we got her right after...

MYA
kathy didn't want her anymore

CHAIRHANDLER
what does she stand for??

MYA
because kathy took her chair

CHAIRHANDLER
that kathy huh.

MYA
see, i'm so smart!

CHAIRHANDLER
sure thing jan
you didn't just remember that scene from gmw

MYA
aNYWAYS WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU EARLIER IS WHERE ARE YOU?!?!

CHAIRHANDLER
i'm at the shop now
i mean i probably would've been there already if sOmEbODy didn't text me

MYA
hey it's not my fault

CHAIRHANDLER
YES IT IS

MYA
WELL IF YOU WEREN'T LATE IN THE FIRST PLACE THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO TEXT YOU

CHAIRHANDLER
okay true

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